13 was the lucky number this morning that came out to enjoy the amazing conditions at No Toll. Here is how things went down. 5.30 struck so off we go with a short cut thru the paved trail to the lush turf. Overnight rains made conditions a bit sloppy but we persevered. Mobile COT this morning with salutations and disclaimers on the fly. Variety of exercises across the field and back included lunges, arm circles, Ukrainian Soldiers, High Knees, Butt Kickers, Imperial Walkers and some Michael Phelps. Mosey over to the dry parking lot where 7 of diamonds was called.…

Introduction: Machismo Interrupted the International Intrigue The air hung heavy with anticipation, not just for the impending pain, but for the latest installment of O.C.’s gripping tales of youthful indiscretions abroad. Just as he was reaching a particularly scandalous crescendo involving questionable trash can vandalismo, Machismo, in a move of audacious Q-jacking, declared his morning dominion. With the gravitas of a man who just found a rogue sock in the dryer, he somberly announced the NFL draft’s glaring omission of any F3RVA alumni. The mission was laid bare: to cultivate those vital pods of manliness, those crucibles of community leadership.…

YHC showed up to a group of Broga participants and Machismo coming in hot on a running warm up, 13 total gathered to see if YHC could remember how to call cadence while mumble chatter was happening. 5:30 lets roll to the basketball court for COP DQ’s, Helicopters, Imperial Walkers and Dead Man Hang Move to the base line and run a quick Suicide Line up on the baseline for Man Killers Suicides, Duck walk with 10 Jump Squats at each line (X3) Suicides, Lung walk with 10 Ball Dippers at each line (Modify run the return) (X3) Mosey to…

Machismo opened big data recently to find that his No Toll streak was interrupted by a semi-colon. It’s a comma LWoods period. With a strong streak of 3 starting today. Machismo thought it would be good to get a little pre-OG workout in. 7 Strong H.I.Ms said Aye Aye and we went off on a mini asphalt based O.G. prostitute style. That was nice comma “I’ll have another” comma came the reply so more of the red light district followed. This time it was A.H. comma Scrunchy Frogs comma SSH comma and Mountain Climbers. Don’t put an “and” after your…

A thin crowd of 6, possibly affected by Spring Break travel, or scared of an April Fool’s Old Glory, gathered at NoToll for a Hot Potato. After Tin Man turned down multiple suggestions to grab the lead, YHC took the crew to the basketball court for some warm up. No Last Call, no DQ or Arm Circles. Mosey to the parking lot for 11s – jump squats and WWII. Machismo said he had something ready for the PAX so I passed it to Sable for the next round. Bear crawl with a merkin at every other parking space – up…