YHC was happy to have his 2.0 (Hash) attend a Saturday morning workout and with the arrival of the ET Early morning run group we assembled and were ready to go, here is what went down on this cool cloudy and 68 morning: COP We mosey down to the bottom of hill by the pump station and circle up for: 20 SSH, 15 DQ’s(slow), 15 Russian Soldiers, 15 Imperial walkers, 20 American Hammers (2ct), 20 LBC’s (4 ct), 15 Reverse scorpions, 15 scorpions, 24 merkins plus 5 slow merkins…we are warmed up and ready to rock this morning. THANG We…

23 PAX made their way out to Dogpile to safely gather in Phase 2. Temps in the 60s with low humidity made it for perfect beatdown conditions. COP: SSH, Don Qs, Imperial walkers, Merkins, Flutterkicks, Scorpion Kicks. Mosey down to Backstage block storage to retrieve and drop blocks. Leave them there, down to Rusty Cage. Triple check of: Burp-Ups, Dips, and run to blocks – 10 Squats, then back. Head down Pipe Loop for a Proper Dora: 10 Merkins, 20 WWIIs, 30 Jump Squats. Then up the hill back to Rugby. BoxCutters and Squats to gather the pax. Bottom of…

21 men came together to fight the tyranny of the Fart Sack and the Humidity. With temps sunny and 70, the PAX launched on time at 06:00. Mosey to the Great Lawn for the COP SSHsIW’sSwirly’s Dead Man HangRight over left, then left over rightRosalitasHello DollyScorpion KicksHRMs Mosey to the Ha’ Penny Stage and grab a coupon for Touch-a-Tree Round of 10…Partner 1 touches 10 trees while carrying his block above his head. Partner two completes WWIIs while holding block on chest. Variety of planking and Al Gore for The Six. Round of 8…more of the same Round of 6…Alabama…

Two groups of 10 (and TYA) posted to see Vinny off to Charlottesville (at least that is what I am going with). The encore: COP: Mosey to and around the traffic circle to enjoy the new (and poorly laid) asphalt. Introduce myself to the audience, and away we go. Swirly Hangs x 10 / Helicopters x 10 / LBCs x 10 / Scorpion Kicks x 10. Beast Theater: Mosey to our coupon dealer Penny to negotiate some coupons. Back down to the amphitheater for Beast Theater. On the way up the stairs, carry the coupon as you wish. On the…

Meet at the parking lot at 06:00. We’ll mosey over to the field (where we’ll find everyone’s deflated hearts and legs from Circle K’s Saturday beatdown) for some armcircles and legwarmers, then the pain begins. 1 mile – mapped out: up the field, left on Garrett, down 3 blocks, right on S. Belmont, up 4 blocks, right on Condie, down 3 blocks, right on blanton and straight shot down the right side of the Carillon down to the Rusty Cage for 1.0 mile. Proceed to 100 pullups, 200 Merkins, 300 air squats, all in respectable form but in any division…

Mosey to first traffic Circle for COP. Invisible Jumpropes, DQs, LBCs, something else. Mosey to amhpitheater for Self Destruction 1st step 1 Side Straddle Hop, 1 Merkin and 1 Vup 2nd step 2 Side straddle hop, 2 merkin, 2 vup. Progress to 1 steps. Mosey to Carillon field for The Michigan 10 100 yd sprints 8 80 yd sprints 6 60 yd sprints 4 40 yd sprints 2 20 yd sprints 1 10 yd sprints. Mosey to first circle for Burpee ring of fire. Mosey back to flag for 5MOM and 2 minutes of burpees. NMS : Gents, it was…

YHC and my future M were supposed to get married today. The world had other plans. With an extra 3ish (hopefully) months to shed off a few more lbs before an afternoon long photoshoot, there’s no better time than the present to Q on a steamy Saturday morning. Roughly 10 former and current bachelors took part in DogPile’s nuptials on this beautiful May Day. COP Mosey to the green grove close to the “Ha Ha” Stage, circle up F3 Welcome, Matra and Disclaimer (welcome Flex Seal from Hick’rah, North Carolina). Always wonderful to host a guest from YHC’s home state.…

Ten PAX joined up in four groups of four or two groups of eight or sixteen groups of one to break the monotony of the Quarantine, experience some human interaction, and find someone to talk to. The PAX chose this week’s number-challenged Dogpile. With YHC having the Q, accurate counting, per usual, was not only optional, but discouraged…temperatures and weather were a seasonally perfect sunny and 70. Here is, with some editorial license and a solid dose of suspension of disbelief, more or less what happened. Mosey to the intersection of Park and Blanton, then down Rugby to Wilbon to…

10 PAX happened to form a circle around a man known as “Swirly” for something called a “Hot Potato” Q. Shortly thereafter, a deuce of Deuce and Probation formed a PAX of 2 with no worry of legal intervention for the 5-0 were pursuing Seymour on the Nickel Bridge and looking into an All Points Bulletin issued for a 5’8″ white male, light brown beard, bald, and sporting “Virginia” paraphrenalia, who responds to the names “Jason” and “Marmaduke.” Here’s what went down, more or less: COP, Swirly-Style: Dead Man HangStretch-to-the-SkyDQsMix of Wilson’s Wife, Fuddski, Yankee Aggressor, Southern Gentleman, and that…

Eleven troopers set out to make their Saturday super. Here’s what happened as best remembered: Extended mosey around to the Carillon field. COP Moaning DQs, Helicopters, SSHs, Cherry Pickers, Copperhead Squats, Crabcakes, Freddie Mercurys, HRMs, Mountain Climbers, Burpees OYO Mosey to Circle Curb Crawl 1 – Bearcrawl/ Merkins up to 5, repeato and back down Curb Crawl 2 – Crabwalk/ WWIIs up to 5, repeato and back down Gore-orama Mosey back to Carillon field 4 Corners C1 – Merkins x 20C2 – Merkins x 20, Monkey Humpers x 30C3 – 20 M, 30 MH, Mountain Climbers x 40C4 – 20…