8 PAX joined together for a potential winter mix beat down at the Forge for the usurped (not really) Q. Mosey to corner – warm up. SSH, Squats, Don Q, Flutters, LBC New Glory Bro Code – one lap, PAX sticks together and tried to remember the exercises. Dora #1 – 50 burpees, run bus loop Dora #2 – 100 WWIIs, run down parking lot, bernie back Dora #3 – 150 Derkins, run stairs and back Dora #4 – mosey to football field, 300 LBCs. Suicide on football field adding 10 yards each time. Mosey back to flag and mary…

7 then 8 voyageurs took the gloom of the Forge for a tour of the property. YHC was Dora the exploring when 5:30 struck and beaconed the pax down the swamp gas trail to the Tennis Courts. There first COP went: 10 SSH, Starfish Situp, WWII, Tempo Merkins, Imperial Squat Squat walkers, Ukranian soldiers. From there, through the Machismo Gate we went (backside of the tennis courts) to the Football field for 1st and 10 (look it up on the exicon for details https://f3nation.com/exicon/. Pax was thankful for Swamp Donkey as we bro coded our way down the field. Next,…

10 strong for another round of fitness, fellowship, and flagellation that we call The FORGE. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:Massacre Start – Plank walk on the upper hill, switch to decline plank walk for the latter portion.Warmarama: SSH’s, Helicopters, Mummy Kicks, Hillbillies, Alabama Prom Dates, LBC’s. Mosey to the base of Mt. Chaplain for Exercise Two:11’s – run up hill, crabwalk down. Crab cakes and Hand Release Merkins. Exercise Two: Broke Back Railing indigenous people’s run. Man in the back does 10 jump squats. PAX worked their way down the sidewalk going under each section of…

Yesterday, F3 Knoxville tragically lost Cardinal *during* his VQ. This morning, 11 men gathered at The Forge to pay their respects in the only way they knew how: running back the same workout. Sometimes you just gotta face your own mortality – that is the gift that Cardinal offered up to us. Warmorama: 15 SSHs, 10 tempo mirkins, 10 Flutter Kicks, 20 arm circles, 10 Hallelujahs, 10 cherry pickers, 20 sec Samson hold in helix position, 10 Willie Mays Hayes. Workout: ‘Card’s Run and Repeat’ burpee ladder. (Last Call asked ‘why we couldn’t just do an LBC ladder.’ As anyone…

A whopping 15 studs of the gloom rang in the Forge new year with the enthusiasm of kids racing out of class for recess (or maybe racing out of holiday fat pants into new years resolutions). As our local weatherman Snuff predicted, the Forgecast did indeed include merkins… The THANG: WARMERAMA: 0530: Brief Welcome & Disclaimer Short Mosey to KNOLLERCOASTER Bear Crawl to top of each Knoll Run down hill to bottom of Knoll & back to top Crab Walk down back side of each Knoll Curb Plank for the SIX COP #1: Moseyrama back around to Stink Hill x3 Merkins…

YHC was on a solo mission at the Forge this morning. Mosey to the circle island in front, between the schools for COP Schrunchy Frogs, American Hammers, Deadman Hangs, Imperial Walkers, Squats Man Killers Mosey to the corner for a solo triple check 50 LBC’s, 50 Plank Jacks, Run around the circle island (X3) Lung from light pole to light pole, Bear Crawl from light pole to light pole, mosey to front of HS Another solo Triple Check 50 WWII’s, 50 Squats, Run big circle island (X3) Mosey beside the school towards the back by the ticket office Another solo…

Welcome to The Forge Underground, RVA’s most secretive club experience. Part endorphins, part Mission-district oxygen bar post-Google IPO, this wildly exclusive workout is the talk of the Southside glitterati. With all you eat mirkins, this unique venue is hidden deep in the bowels of Hugeunot High school and jamming all morning with the sounds of Snuff’s mind conveniently collected in his Spotify top songs of 2022. “What’s the name of this band?” “The name of this band is Robot Koch.” Incredulous looks. The tunes flowed, the bass echoed off the frozen concrete walls, and the gloom reverberated with the aural…

An intrepid 6 pack of gloom explorers assailed the Forge to test their metal against the elements. To ensure none of his mighty flock caught a cold, the Pediatrician kept the PAX (mostly) dry under the school’s awning. 90’s rock blasting, these HIM’s conquered the following: The THANG: WARMERAMA: Mosey over to the high school’s main entrance awning (mostly dry) and circled up Upon arrival, the rock station simultaneously began playing Thunderstruck by ACDC, so the Q called a warm-up where the PAX complete SSH, then do a ball-dipper for every time the lyric “Thunder” or Thunderstruck” os heard …LIFO…

YHC arrived at the Forge to find a Red Fox mulling around the AO but quickly darting off into the woods once the headlights of the truck came into view. 10 others soon started filling in the parking spaces to bring us to 11 total. According to the owl here is how things went from there. Mosey to the ticket office for the COP DQ’s, Imperial Walkers, Helicopters, Deadman Hangs, LBC’s, Heals to Heaven Mosey to the corner of the bottom parking lot Four corners prostitute – Exercises are Smerf Jacks, WWII’s, Plank Jacks, Squats Mosey up the stairs to…

Three certainties in life: death, taxes, and a holiday Mystery Box appearance at the FORGE. 5 men came to see what our enigmatic friend had in store. A brief summary for your viewing pleasure.Mosey to the elementary school for Warm Up: SSH’s, Arm Circles, Ukranian Soldiers, Alabama Prom Dates, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Karaoke x 2. Mosey to the back of the school for the Mystery Box Workout:One man pulls an exercise from the box, grabs medicine ball, and runs to Forest Hill Avenue and back. PAX perform that exercise for the duration. Rinse and repeat.BearpeesCarolina Dry DocksHand Release Merkins(S)Crunchy…