F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Its Madness Baby

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A welcoming mixture 10 P T P’rs and diaper dandees stormed the courts of Huguenot High to discuss busted brackets and cutting the cheese. Here is the hilarity that ensued according to those that care.

Slow mosey to the cul-de-sac for introductions, disclaimers and warmups that included SSH, DQ, Dead Man Hang, Jazzercise (with toe taps), Reverse Crunch, Suzanne Summers on the left, APD’s, Suzanne Summers on the right. No complaints were heard so let us continue.

THE THANG: Lightpole 11’s back up the hill. 2 Count Mountain Climbers and Jump Squats.

Upon completion at the lower parking lot let us begin the bracket 4 corners.

1st Round: 64 Monkey Humpers at each corner. Mosey the long stretches, Bear Crawl/Lunge the shorts.

2nd Round: 32 2 count American Hammers at each corner. Mosey the longs, Bear Crawl/Lunge the shorts.

Mosey to the middle lot for a venue change:

Sweet 16: 16 HRMerkins at each corner. Mosey the longs, Bear Crawl/Lunge the shorts.

Elite 8: 8 WWII’s at each corner. Mosey the longs, Bear Crawl/Lunge the shorts.

Mosey to top lot for a venue change:

Final 4: 4 Lt. Dans/2 Burpees at each corner. Mosey between each corner.

BTTVF. Numbers, Names, Announcements, Prayers. YHC took us out.

Announcements/Prayers: See slack for Splinter bracket challenge ($10/entry). Prayers to Bone Thugs and his knee. Prayers to Machismo’s neighbor who recently entered hospice.

NMS: In honor of the upcoming basketball weekend, YHC wanted to incorporate this theme. Good to see Bromance back out after his initiation at No Toll. Great work this morning fellas. Hoping for springier conditions soon.

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