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Birthday Boating in a Gloomy Monsoon

By Tryhard on November 30, 2022

When: 11/30/22
QIC: Dr Tryhard
The PAX: House Party, Rosie, Don Draper, Florence, Chaplain, Nancy Lopez, Doozy, Wilson, Marmaduke, Orange Crush, Dealer, Snuff, Wedding Singer, Heist, Bullseye, Doublemint, DTH

17 SOJ faithful HIM’s were feeling froggy to embrace the suck at this morning’s SOT Birthday beatdown. Here’s how we may or may not be welcome back to their soccer field… The THANG: WARMERAMA: Mosey to the top of the stadium and circle up in the flood lightsWelcome & DisclaimerVariable IC Reps to get the muscles warm COP #1: Mosey to the football field and collect the coupons (canoe, kayak, kettle bells) and assemble in the middle of the field QUADRUPLE TRIPLE CHECK:Station #1 – Two PAX pulling one PAX in canoe to side of field and backStation #2 – P1 Sumo…

Pre-Blast – Return of the Frozen Triangle

By Rosie on November 22, 2022

When: 01/21/23
QIC: TBD
The PAX: All PAX

Nothing on the calendar in January? Looking for an excuse to hit some new AOs? Never participated in a homegrown F3RVA CSAUP? Want a morning of 1st and 2nd F wrapped into one? We’ve got the answer to all of these questions and more, the Frozen Triangle. The cold weather is now upon us and with it brings the return of RVA’s own CSAUP, the Frozen Triangle. January 21, 2023, 6am at Dogpile, we all know there is nothing else going on at that time of day on a Saturday in mid-January. Go ahead and put it on your family…

Deliverance 3 – Two Fish in the Water

By Kubota on June 22, 2022

When: 06/22/22
QIC: Honeydo, Kubota
The PAX: Gomer Pyle, EF Hutton, Upchuck, Oyster, Fireman Ed, Handshake, Mr. Roper, Honeydo, Kubota

Eight Kayakers and One Paddle Boarder converged at 5:00am in the brand new parking lot at the new boat ramp at Huguenot Flatwater. According to the lone fisherman on the river bank next to the ramp, this is probably what happened: COP on nice new concrete area: SSH’s, DQ’s, Ukrainian Soldiers, Merkins, Scorpion Kicks RAMP FUN: Round 1: Bearcrawl the ramp around to the steps and run up steps. Round 2: Lunge the ramp around to steps and run up steps. Round 3: Left Side Shuffle the ramp around to steps and run up steps. Round 4: Right Side Shuffle…

BRR 2022

By THE Yankee Aggressor on June 21, 2022

When: 09/9/22
QIC: TYA
The PAX: All are welcome

BRR 2022 is fast approaching. I now there is interest in the event as there always is. I am going to be captaining a 50+ team this year. I am looking for someone to take the lead on a second team. I am happy to help out with the logistics etc, but need someone to put together the team. Let me know if you are interested in helping put the team together. Also, let me know if you interested in running the BRR this year. TYA OUT

The Taxman Came

By Bone Thugs on April 16, 2022

When: 04/15/22
QIC: Bone Thugs
The PAX: Gypsy, Upchuck, Lockjaw, TYA, Wedding Singer, Water Wings, Pigskin, Whitesnake, Splinter, Marv, Fico, Swiper, Kebab, Oyster, Shiplap, Faceplant, Circle K, Offshore, Honeydew, EF Hutton, Pinto, Gomer, Handshake, Mr. Holland, Blue Moon, No Tools, Bi Product, Hitchhiker, Saab, Bone Thugs

30 road warriors coverged and ran towards the dark to welcome the Tax Man. Would they take the Standard Deduction? Or face the threat of Compounding Interest, or suffer the Tax Lien? We took it all on and then some! But according to the guy sky-hooking newspapers on Grove avenue, it went a little something like this: The routes were: The Standard Deduction is a delightful 6.39 mile romp that begins at Mary and takes Groooooooove toward Three Chopt, right on Henri, left onto Towana, left on Roselawn to UR Drive, UR Drive till it ends at River Road, and…

Prarie Doggin

By Florence on April 2, 2022

When: 04/2/22
QIC: Florence
The PAX: Chaplain, Orange Crush, Snuff, Florence

Today’s edition of Morning Wood featured locked bathrooms much to the dismay of OC. Thankfully we finished the run in time for him to book it to the nearest store’s bathroom before Tobit’s beatdown. Never did find out where he went but glad the prarie dog was released into the wild safely.

Preblast: Run, The Taxman Cometh!

By Bone Thugs on March 14, 2022

When: 04/15/22
QIC: Bone Thugs
The PAX: Everyone

On April 15th, the road demands it’s pound of flesh. Pay your bill with the six or eight mile route that begins at RAMM and weaves its way through the hills of Spider Run. If you wish to give the road more, each route will have extra credit. Plan to arrive at RAMM at the amount of time it would take you to complete six or eight miles; we will still wrap at 6:15. Hope to see you there!

F3RVA 2022 Bracketology

By Splinter on March 14, 2022

When: 03/17/22
QIC: All PAX
The PAX: All PAX

Bracket challenge is back again this year after a 2 year hiatus. Pretty simple. Give me $10 and you might get it back. Splitting the pot this year to top 2 spots. Yahoo again. 67% goes to the winner33% goes to first loser$10 per entry by cash, venmo, paypal, zellebbischoff78 at gmail dot compassword is sunny70 Questions? Hit me up on Slack. https://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/76356/invitation?key=08f142c287dace97

Scouting Wood

By Florence on March 12, 2022

When: 03/12/22
QIC: Chaplain, Florence
The PAX: Chaplain, Florence

Two fully erect Stallions strutted around at Morning Wood. Moseyed around perimeter of the park between 1 and 1.5 miles scouting areas that had cover for the upcoming Q. Found some nice shelter in the dog park that looked prime for some 80s music and trivia.

Another Epic BRR

By THE Yankee Aggressor on September 30, 2021

When: 09/10/21
QIC: TYA
The PAX: TYA, Anthrax, Saab, Swirly, Shiplap, Swiper, BT, EF Hutton, Circle K, Lab Rat, Gomer Pyle, Hitchhiker, Flatline, Rip Cord, Faceplant, Bone Thugs, Doublemint, Upchuck, Lug Nut, Vinny, and Shakedown

BRR 2021 21 men got out of bed on Friday morning September 10, 2021 and decided that “Next Year” was “Today”. It was the 20th running of the BRR and the teams were ready to go. We all loaded into the vans and headed to Grayson Highlands park in southwestern Virginia. Weather in Grayson Highlands park was perfect at the start, 52 degrees and sunny. The 8-person team was the first to launch at 8:15 with Swirly as the leadoff batter. A half hour later, at 8:45, hitchhiker was the leadoff man for the 11-person team. 33 hours later we were at the Highland Brewing Company…

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