One PAX scraped out of The Fart Sack and launched in F3RVA’s earliest, least Richmond-based, Downrange run. Conditions remained 70 and sunny. According to the man walking – and appearing quite sober and well dressed – with a bottle in a brown bag, the following quite possibly happened: Broward route. Out 2.5. Back 2.5. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Number, name, YHC took himself out. NMS: really, at 5:20? Wow. Would love to know the circumstances. Dude was dressed nicely, in an apartment and condo saturated area with no retail…and carrying a brown bag with a bottle at…
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One PAX tossed aside the Charybdis that is the Fart Sack and launched another edition of The Clinic. Conditions remained 70 and sunny. According to the gentleman cleaning the beachside sidewalk, the following may possibly have happened: Solo-ga: it’s Wednesday, so we stretch. Neck, shoulders, torso, hips, thighs, shins, ankles. Next up, beach run. Sandy. But, not cold. And, not wet. And, not easy on the legs. Call it 3 miles. Maybe more. Dunno. And, pretty sure YHC just thankful for the opportunity. Name, number, and shared a brief appreciation for good health and a great day with the guy…
One young man sallied girth forth into The Gloom to celebrate Magnum PI in true Hawaiian style: Big Island, Big Weather, Big Rig time. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the delivery truck driver coming in hot, the following quite possibly happened. Opening Run…hotel entrance to Queen Ka’ahumanu Hwy (about a mile). Reverso about .6 mile. COP 50 four-count SSHs 25 LBCs 10 HRMs 10 Don Quixotes 50 flutter kicks Light Cycle…using the 20 or so lights on the sidewalk path, do exercises at each light. Merkins Monkey Humpers LBCs Hand release merkins squats WWIIs Flutters Heels to Heaven…
4 bloated turkeys waddled over to the swampy pit. Here’s what the crawdads witnessed : Warmarama : 25 SSH IC, stretch to the right, stretch to the left, 16 Oyster pickers IC (Charleston version of Cherry Pickers) THE THANG : Mosey on a half mile run to nearby school where there’s a hill going to baseball fields 11’s at the top of the hill : start with 10 Derkins , plank walk 10 yard down hill, 1 Plank JAX IC (end with 1 Derkin and 10 Plank Jax IC) 25 Box Jumps on wall at top of the hill Mosey…
One hit the roads for the sloppiest, wettest run in some time. That said, conditions remained 70 and sunny. According to the fish swimming in the street, the following might have happened: Today was a day for turkey trotting. YHC woke up early and by accident. Launch time moved to 4:00 a.m. Normal route to Broward on the way out. Run included substantially flooded roads, especially the mall parking lot (3-4 inches!). YHC detoured on the way back to add a loop around the office park and another loop around the lake. Somewhere north of 6, or enough for this…
One pax joined on the shores of the Pacific Ocean for his favorite version of The Clinic each year. Temperatures in the air were 70 and sunny. Ocean water slightly warmer at 63 (actual air temp 48). According to the county workers emptying trash cans on the beach, the following may have happened: Slightly earlier start than usual. 4:45 a.m. due to Pacific time and restlessness. Run from hotel down walkways to drop off circle. COP: SSHs, dead man hang, yoga stretching, Imperial walkers, 20 merkins, and a handful of LBCs. Mosey to the rock pile / jetty. 20 decline…
One PAX hit the mean streets of Broward for a slightly elongated edition of The Clinic. Temperatures were 70 and conditions sunny. According to the police officer on stakeout in the hotel parking lot, the following might have happened….zzzzz. Route: Circle to Peters to office parking lot to office building to drop off the kids to La Quinta to mall parking lot (hi to the people paying $100 / month to do…well…to do what we do for free), out to Broward Blvd. and reverso back home). 5.5 or so. Name, number, YHC said a few words of thanks, and good…
One PAX launched early for the latest edition of The Clinic. Conditions were 70 and sunny. According to Helen, the following may quite possibly have happened: Mosey from the hotel to the man-made lake for the COP SSHs, IWs, DQs, Dead Man Hang, stretch to the sky, LBCs, WWIIs. Circuits around the lake. YHC estimates the small circuit around the lake is about the same as a track (1/4 mile). As YHC will tell anyone, YHC hates track work. YHC wonders why anyone would use a track, ever, for anything. Just a horrific invention. So, YHC did essentially track work…
One solitary soul marched out and took in the new day at The Clinic. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the Lexus salespeople cleaning up from the prior night’s festivities, the following likely happened: Route: north around the circle, cross Peters, east through the parking lots, north to the Mall, and further north to Broward Blvd. Take a slight detour on the way back to make it over 5 miles. Number, name, YHC took himself out. NMS: Same old, plus a shiny new Lexus awaiting YHC on the hotel doorstep. Awaiting, meaning, if anyone wants to buy it, it’s…
YHC posted to Urban Assault in Winston Salem on 8/19. Super pumped to pick the day they attacked the hills of downtown. Backblast posted on F3WinstonSalem.com is below: IPC is Coming (Maybe?) Date: 8/19/22 PAX: Fudd (from Richmond), Wobegon, Crash, Gretel, Lamb Chop(!), Spicoli, Post Hole, Greenspan Warmrama: SSHs, Leg Stretches, Whirlies, Abe Vigodas, Cherry Pies, Let’s Go! The Thang: Mosey up to 6th Street where our hilly journey was clarified. We would mosey west on 6th Street, stopping at each red light for an IPC-lite exercise. Stops along the way yielded: Hand-release Hurpees x 10 (which, really, is 30 merkins + 10 burpees)Bonnie…