Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny

No Jelly Required


23 canvassed the City of Richmond on foot and wheel for a classic Lockjaw Haiku route:

Run to U of R

Traverse only two fingers

No Jelly Needed


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One who abides and is prone to sophomoric and juvenile humor.


  1. Great work today fellas. Kudos to Swiper finally hitting 6. Nice work to those who posted an early start and extra miles. Nice to see Ramm Gears out in full force.

    Saab abides

  2. Nice run, Pucker and Singer. Set out for 4 to test the sea legs after being on the shelf for a while, 32 minutes later we were done. Oops. Still, in keeping with the two finger theme of the day, SS didn’t push it. Pucker and singer did, and got closer to five while SS stretched things out waiting for the others at the AO. Enjoyed the 2nd F, men.

  3. Swirly (F3 Corporate) on

    Beautiful morning for a run,
    Enjoyed it BT, I like that pace / mileage/ and conversation . Great job Lug and TYA – let’s keep it up fella’s !
    Way to work guys ! Go VCU !
    See y’all in the gloom..

  4. Big Tennessee on

    Likewise, Swirly. Great morning for a long run. Lug and TYA looked like they could have gone all day. Marv will be live for the game. Turn down the tv volume and listen to the velvety musings of Marv. Go Vols, Go Rams!

  5. Nice run Abba, Handshake and Upchuck. I could get used to this running thing and it’s almost jerusalem cruiser weather!

    Props to Handshake, who serenaded the fine folks of the near west end with a few lines from the musical Rent.

    Fun fact, jazz hands with reflective gloves saved the lives of four almost men on more than one occasion this morning from on coming traffic. And to think my father reluctantly paid for three summers of show choir camp and thought that nothing good would come of it.

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