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Ringing in Year 3 with Orange Pussy and Bone Rubs

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Two years ago, Don Draper and Dr Tryhard showed up to NoToll without an invitation, welcomed by a huge PAX enjoying Ollivander’s VQ. Today, the happy couple announced their two year F3versary and happily applied a 3000 volt cattle prod to the PAX in the following manner:

The THANG:

COP #1:

  • Mosey back to BWE bball court
  • Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
  • The Dynamic Duo took turns with variable warmerama – highlights were Draper bringing back Hillbillies and DTH introducing Bone Rubs.

COP #2:

  • Mosey to Playground
  • MORNING CALL:   PAX hold incline plank along edge of playground, and complete x5 merkins as each man took a turn to complete x5 merkins (total merkins x55)

COP #3:

  • Mosey to the Swamp
  • BEAST LAPS: Six stops around track, Six Laps completed with the following exercises called – Burpees, WWII’s, LongJumps, BoneRubs, Monkey Humpers, CDD’s

COP #4:

  • Mosey long way BTTF for COT:
  • Counterama # 11 + Cooper
  • Namerama
  • Announcerama (see Comments)
  • DRAPER took us out in Prayer

DTH NMS:

  • There has probably never been a better kick off in F3 history than Orange Crush renaming himself Orange Pussy. Throw in some Hillbillies and Bone Rubs and BOOM, great mumble chatter. Draper and YHC have been exceptionally blessed to call F3RVA our home the last two years. No finer brotherhood can possibly exist. Here’s to year #3 and MANY more! SYITG, YHC, DTH

DON DRAPER NMS:

  • A message from Don Draper, a man of few words:  Large milestones have the ability to catch you off guard. That incremental step in the plethora of evolutions that led to that exact moment. Today is a celebration, not of the day itself, but to each and every moment that the brotherhood of F3 has pushed us to be just a little bit stronger, a little bit wiser, a little bit more humble. We’re thankful for each friendship and memory already built and those to come. Thanks to you gentlemen – we look forward to seeing each of you in the gloom.
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Joined F3 at NoToll 9/25/18. Started The FORGE 4/4/19. Fealty to SOJ. Follower of Jesus Christ. Pediatrician. Missionary. Husband to the M since 2005. Papa to a couple awesome 2.0's "Oreo" & "Banjo".

7 Comments

  1. – Prayers for Honeymoon’s father recovering from cancer surgery.
    – Come out to Dogpile tomorrow to celebrate Boberry’s 1 year F3versary!
    – See Slack for details on the upcoming F3RVA retreat Oct 3rd

  2. Great Q gentlemen. The dynamic duo put one on us for sure. Congrats on 2 years in the Pax. We are better with you among us.

  3. Well done you two!…and happy F3versary! Blessed to know you both.

    Draper, that was one deep NMS….well said.

    And a Beast with Bone Rubs sounds good in principle…but never again please.

  4. Back in the day Viral was guilty of salacious BB titles to garner comments. Good to see SOJ keeps this going

    Happy 2 years guys!