Feeding Chestosaurus Rex

A devoted 13 Jurassic game wardens posted in the NoToll gloom to wrangle the voracious merkin-hungry beast. Here’s how we served breakfast to Chestosaurus Rex!

The THANG:

Warmerama on the Bball Courts:

• Merkincides – x5 Merkins at each line, x5 rounds completed
• (Total x100 Merkins)

Mosey to the lush turf for COP #1:

• Shovel Flag Planted
• Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
• DQ’s x10 IC
• x20 Merkins OYO
• Hairy Rockettes x10 IC
• x20 Merkins OYO
• Arm Circles x40 IC
• x20 Merkins OYO
• Copperhead Squats x10 IC
• x20 Merkins OYO
• DTH’s x10 IC
• x20 Merkins OYO
• (Another x100 Merkins = x200 Total)

Mosey to Bleachers for COP #2:

• Partner up for Dora 1-2-3
• x100 Box Jumps
• x200 Incline Merkins
• x300 Flutter Kicks (2-count)
• Moving partner runs across field and back to switch out 
• (Add ~100 M each = x300 Total)

Mosey to Wooden Posts for COP #3:

• Triple Check
• P1: Pole Smokers
• P2: Lt Dans
• P3: Drop and complete x10 Merkins, sprint to the other side of parking lot, drop for x10 Merkins, sprint back to switch positions
• (Add x60 Merkins = x360 Total)

Mosey BTTF:

• x10 Merkins OYO
• LBC’s x10 IC
• x10 Merkins OYO
• APD’s x10 IC
• x10 Merkins OYO
• Sweat Angels x10 IC
• x10 Merkins OYO
• Am.Ham’s x20 IC
• (A final x40 Merkins = x400 Total)

COT:

• Counterama #13
• Namerama
• Announcerama (see Comments)
• Fresh Prince took us out in Prayer

NMS: 

• The rain held off for the faithful this morning, and whatever merkin goals have been set were met for the day. Thanks be to God!