With Sunday’s Taylor Swift watch party coming up, somebody decided to run the 1st annual Grid Iron PPK. We divided in to two teams (Chiefs and 49ers) and much like the groundhog predicting the weather, we have predicted the score.
Warm up, then Football Indian Run to soccer field. First in line throw ball to last guy, who then runs to front. Ball hits the ground equals 10 Merkins. Not a lot of “hands team members” so we paused for 60 Merkins. Once we arrived, 10 Burpees for unsportsmanlike like behavior from one participant. Then a series up Up-Downs (old school football practice) to get the heart rate up.
Warm up before the Punt contest was 50 yards of 10 Squats every 10 yards, followed by 50 yards of walking Ukranian Soldiers. Punt contest went three rounds. A team punts, other team catches and tries to return. One finger touch, no tackle. 50 WWII’s to divide between teams based on punt return yards. (You gain 10 yards on return, then other team does 10 WWIIs and your team does 40 WWIIs, you return all the way for a TD then other team does all 50). We’ll call this event a tie.
Warm up before Pass was 50 yards of Bear Crawls and Arm Circles. Then 3 rounds of passing: 1st was distance, 2nd was pass and catch, 3rd was pass and catch while other team had a Bear Crawl rush. WWII’s and Burpees were passed out equally. Ehhh, we’ll call this even a tie also (drama building for last event).
Half Time show of modified 1 arm Alabama Prom Dates, Rosalitta’s, and Dolly’s…and visions we can’t unsee.
Warm up before Kick event was 50 yard mosey with every 10 yards 1 legged Ass Kickers. Kick event was multiple rounds of field goal kicks from 3 distances, to score 3, 6 or 10 points. If you missed, the other team got the points. Chiefs dominated this round.
Final Prediction of Super Bowl based off our very accurate and reliable system: Chiefs 24-San Fran 20.
Post PPK event was a celebration shot with Pinto for his 5th Anniversary at F3, and his BDay.
