14 Pax said “It is humid. It is hot. Should I go to Gridiron? Why not?”. COP: DQs, Jazzercise, Invisible jump ropes, merkins, MCs, LBCs. Mosey run with merkins. This is where we found out that despite his size Tater has quite the high decibel yell. The intent was to jog and then do 10 merkins when called. Some of the PAX had trouble hearing me so Tater took his degree from the school of the hard of hearing to yell “Down”. Two instances of this bellowing cry was heard from many a pickleballer causing temporary panic amongst them. Ended…
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A dirty dozen regulars gathered at the motherland for a post July 4th workout. Here is how it went down at the Gridiron: COPSSHIWDQHelicoptersArm circlesDMHMerkinsLBCAPDHappy Birthday America – 249 reps (3 sets of 83)24 pull-ups45 dips60 left arm to right leg cross crunch60 right arm to left leg cross crunch60 WWI crunchesMosey to the soccer field for an arch loaderBear crawl, crab walk, bunny hop, duck walk, frog jump, cheetah sprint and dealers choice30 WWII sit-ups, 30 H2H, 60 2x flutter kicks 20 burpees, 30 HRM, 60 CDD Mosey back to the parking lot for wall work5x of wall sits…
Since we’re getting very close to Independence Day, I prepared a group of questions that I asked when we were doing stretching exercises. See the end of the writeup. Lighthouse had a really great idea. I should have picked my questions from the citizenship exam! Next time! Mosey to the parking lot for Disclaimer I’m not a professional Push yourself but don’t hurt yourself Don’t leave here with more injuries than you came with Feel free to modify any exercise Warm-up 20 SSHs 10 Man-Maker Merkins 15 Crunchy Frogs Stretch: on the ground, right hand to right foot with left…
After an enjoyable Bday Q on Monday, 10 of us finished the week off at Grid Iron with another 54 theme. Brief warm up and then a mosey to the playground for 10 Burpees and then 2 sets of 27 PLTs. Then pull up bars for 5 pull ups (full arm extension), 4 times, and 2 sets of 27 Dips. Mosey to soccer field for Cardio: 10 Burpees and then 50 yards of Bernie Sanders, break with 27 Squats, then 50 yards of Ukrainian Soldiers, break with 27 Heal Raises, then 50 yards of Karaoke, break with 27 squats, and…
15 chiseled behemoths of power alternated between Tomahawk Park and Short Pump Middle School. They did not all arrive at 7 but that is OK. The morning went something like this. COP: DMH, DQs, ACs, sumo squats, merkins, plank jacks, Freddies. Mosey to main field. Cumulative exercises with # corresponding with yard line (well there were no yard lines so it was a guess). 10 HRMs, 20 WWIIs, 30 2 count Mountain Climbers, 40 squats, 50 LBCs. Mosey to front of school. Lots of mumble chatter throughout. Triple check with run around oval, donkey kicks and flutter kicks. Mosey to…
Eight regulars and one FNG showed up on a warm Saturday morning. It was 70°F at the start and sunny by the end—close enough to call it the elusive 70 and sunny, just not at the same time. After a warm-up, we hit the football field for a cumulative Beast. We started with Hand-Release Merkins and added a new exercise each round: LBCs, Jump Squats, Crab Cakes, Heels-to-Heavens, and finally, Burpees. Six rounds, six stops, six reps per stop. Beastly effort all around. Welcome to our FNG (Stirrup from now on)—glad to have you out there grinding with us. Great…
A dozen warriors came to Gridiron this morning for a Whitesnake beatdown. No theme, no games–just some hard work, listening too much to Lighthouse, Attila doing his best Napoleon Dynamite impression and lots of burpees. Started with some warmups in the new pickle ball lot including SSH, Ukrainian Soldiers, DQ, Helicopters, Hammers, LBCs, Copperhead Squats, Arm Circles, Merkins and other stuff I don’t remember. Perhaps some sic num-chuk skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Moseyed to the track (which Mr. Rogers already ran around a couple times pre workout) and did a triple check where the timer…
We welcomed another member of the Pig Family (Pigskin, Chicarron, and Piglet)…Chicarron’s son, SPAM. After a brief warm up we hit an Ab, Chest, Leg workout and took breaks with Abs. 50 yards of Ukrainian Soldiers, break with 20 WWIIs, 50 yards of Bear Crawls. Then 7’s on a hill with Git Ups and Merkins. 50 yards of Bernie Sanders. Break with 20 WWIs and 20 Heals to Heaven. 50 yards of Ukrainian Soldiers. Prior to 4 Corners Prostitute Style we needed to demonstrate what a Burpee was…so we did 5. Then we began 4 corners of: 5 Burpees, 10…
Since Attila has finally gotten some respect, we had pre-workout music: RESPECT by Aretha Franklin! We started out in the parking lot and began with the Standard Disclaimer: (Especially important because we had an FNG, headlocked by a combination of Tater, Blue Moon, Pinto and Gypsy at poker.) FNG: Justin Sled, lives in Goochland, has a wife and 2 kids, 8 & 11 yo, went to VCU, likes to hunt, went to Godwin High School, sells Real Estate, Washington Commanders fan. Warmup 20 SSHs 20 Merkins 20 IWs 20 Squats 20 Lunges 10 Don Quixotes Mosey to the ‘entrance’ to…
15 might warriors commenced YHC march to respect today at the OG of AO’s, the Gridiron. Here is how it went down: COPSSHIWDQHelicoptersArm circlesDMHMerkinsLBC APD Mosey to the turf field for 50s across the field, 5 sets of 10 of each50 HRM50 WWII sit-ups50 squat thrusters50 CDD50 one-legged crunches, each side50 2x crab cakes 50 Chuck Norris 2x 25 PLTs Mosey to the pull-up bars for 5x of 10 reps50 pull-ups 50 step-ups, each leg Mosey to the football field50 LBC50 FM50-yard bear crawl50-yard lunges50-yard sprints, 4x Superman COT with YHC taking us out Great work from the PAX today. …