Tater thought he could take it to a vote, but as Q, I both break the 4-4 tie and also get to declare whatever I want!
It has been 35 years since that fateful Christmas Eve that resulted in the loss of innocent lives and severe damage to Nakatomi Plaza. We honored the courage of John McLane today by climbing Nakatomi.
After some warmup, we ran up (and down) the hill ten times. Handshake led the grumbling.
Almost a third of the way to the roof, we did another ten but added a merkin at the top, eventually doing ten merkins the last time.
More grumbling. We got lucky and ran into an innocent bystander on the 20th floor. So we partnered up and did 10 combined. One ran while the partner did WWIIs (and switch).
30 floors up we were getting too close to Hans Gruber and his crew. We had to hit the air ducts for two floors and so bear crawled up twice. We ran the last three floors and successful got to the 35th floor.
We were not done as all the innocent partygoers were on the roof. We bear crawled one last time and then shot our machine guns up in the air to scare off the copters and get the partygoers to run back downstairs.
We successfully saved the employees. Unfortunately the helicopters were not as lucky, but we did not like the FBI guys anyway.
In celebration, we ran to the football field and did 2 rounds of ten burpees, run to the 50 and 25 squats.
Everyone was very happy to have come to such a fun workout. But in case I missed a complaint or two and I have two comments:
- Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you’re not a part of the solution, you’re a part of the problem.
- Yippee-kiy-yay motherfucker!
