Attila and Handshake in a little toy shop
Buy a gun to shoot a balloon with the money they’ve got
Set them free at the break of dawn
‘Til one by one, the balloon was gone
Back at base, sparks in the software
Flash the message “Something’s out there”
Floating in the summer sky
9 Heartbreak studs go by
(music break)
9 benign Heartbreak studs
Warming up in the summer sky
Panic bells, it’s red alert
There’s something here from somewhere else
The Global Warming springs to life
Opens up Honeydo’s eye
Focusing it on the sky
The 9 benign Heartbreak studs go by
99 Decision Street
It is time for BLIMPS to meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the BLIMPS out in a hurry
This is what we’ve waited for
This is it boys, this is war
Whitesnake Q is on the line
As 9 benign Heartbreak studs run by
9 knights on the baseball field
Ride super high-tech jet fighters
Everyone’s a Merkin hero
Everyone’s a Burpee Jerk
With orders to identify
WWIIs and classify
Squatting in the summer sky
As 9 benign Heartbreak studs go by
(music fades)
99 dreams Handshake had
In every one, an Attila grunt
It’s all over, and he’s standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If he could find a souvenir
Just to prove he was here
And then Attilla’s busting ass
He thinks of Handshake, and let’s another one go
