Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny

Doggie’s Perineum


Thirteen for a rare EF DogPile Q.  Even more rare was the area of the AO explored.

Here’s what went down:

Mosey down just past the Nickel Bridge Toll Plaza near the Pumphouse Parking Lot


  • Imaginary Jump Rope
  • Don Quixotes
  • Hillbillies
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Jazzercises
  • Hairy Rockettes
  • Freddie Mercurys
  • Merkins
  • Scorpion Kicks
  • Plankorama

Mosey into the woods via Northbank Trail down to the clearing just before the new trail section

Triple Check 1

  • P1 – Derkins
  • P2 – Crunchy Frogs
  • P3 – Run too far down trail and back

Triple Check 2

  • P1 – Irkins
  • P2 – Imperial Squats
  • P3 – Bear Crawl about 30 yds and Run back

Pole Smoker Native Run

  • At each post PAX holds 6 inches, PAX on end does 5 Heels to Heaven and runs to far end, continue 2 rounds

Mosey back up to Pumphouse Rd and back to flag via Love Hill, plankorama half-way for the six


  • American Hammers
  • Flutter Kicks

Numberama, Nameorama, COT


The DogPile PAX was smallish in number, but mighty.  The plan was to revisit territory once conquered by F3RVA but left to the wild many moons ago.  YHC forgot how far, time consuming, and potentially treacherous it was to the Northbank wilderness.  Thankfully no known injuries have been reported.  During TC1 the timer proved to be way too long for Derkins, audible was appropriately called.  This seldom visited area is now henceforth known as the Doggie’s Perineum. 


Prayers for Flatty’s family friend – loss to cancer

Prayers for Mr. Roper’s son in Colorado


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