F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Some People Feel the Rain. Others Just Get Wet.

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9 of Roger Miller’s closest friends ventured forth in the rain, wind, and Gloom, electing to spend 45 Minutes together at Mary. Temperatures and conditions were exactly 70 and sunny. According to the worms inching across the pavement, here’s what happened, more or less:

With the normal Q (Wojo – get better soon) on the PUP (Physically Unable to Perform) list, Saab took the Q to begin with:

Mosey around the school north, west, south, and east to the playground.

COP:
Dead Man Hang
Helicopters
Imperial Walkers
Mercans

Mosey to the Tennis Courts for Suicides:

Standard suicides
Escalator suicides with mercans (5, 10, 15, 20) at the 25, 50, 75, and 100 percent lines

Mosey to the School Wall of Inverted Pain for Chicken Peckers (10), then bear crawl to the blacktop, then run to the fence, Bernie Sanders back, and 20 WWIIs. Hold for the Six, and pitch it to TYA for:

TYA Q:

Mosey to the Pavilion. Partner up. Partner 1 does Heels to Heaven. Partner 2 runs to the corner of Commonwealth and Grove, then runs back. Swap. 3 rounds.

HoneyDo Q:

Mosey to the Blacktop for four corners.

Round 1: 10 burpees, 20 mercans, 30 V-ups, 40 jump squats
Round 2: 15 burpees, 25 mercans, 35 V-ups, 45 jump squats

UpChuck Q:

53 four-count flutter kicks
10 snow angels
5 or so inverted scorpion kicks

Mosey back towards the flag. But, then an April Fool’s Audible, stop, do 5 mercans and 5 WWIIs, then continue BTTVSF.

Numbers, names, Swirl-Y took us out.

Announcements:

Freed to Bleed on May 1 (Blood Drive). See BoBerry for details. (BoBerry – your Dad seemed to need more information on this event).

Doublemint is pulling people together to help clean up Evergreen Cemetery on Saturday, April 3. 9-10:30 or 10:30-12. Let’s get some fellas out there. YHC has been – it’s fun and a rewarding experience.

Sometime in May (Saturday – date TBD) TYA will be leading a crew to build a handicap ramp and some stairs for a new children’s facility on the Southside. Express your interest to him.

BRR – September 9-11. Filling up fast. Be there and experience the stories. Or, don’t be there and miss the opportunity of having YHC snore so loud he wakes Saab.

NMS:
Saab does not take kindly to Pavilions. Hates them. Like Indiana Jones hates snakes.

YHC was accused of foot faulting on the tennis courts. Guilty.

Welcome, Slim from Asheville. Apparently, if F3RVA can’t find a house for BRR, we can stay with him. Very kind.

UpChuck spits the bit.

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  1. Spent the entire time in the pavilion wondering why Upchuck and I chose the wet side of the pavilion to do our Pole Smokers.