Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny

The Socially Distant Q


Arrived to find Twin Team empty other than some of Chesterfield’s Finest. 5:30 hit and YHC was solo other than Jake. He left before he could be EH’d. Solo Q was the soup d jour so on and away! According to the confused Bettie Weaver employee it went something like this:

Mosey to basketball courts for:


  • Nancy Kerrigans
  • Jazzercise
  • Helicopters
  • Don Quixote
  • Low Scissor
  • High Scissor
  • Merkins

Mosey to playground sets for


Four Corners (four playgrounds?) prostitute style

  • 10 Pullups (Jerkins)
  • 20 Incline Merkins on the park bench
  • 30 Sumo Squats
  • 40 WW2s

Mosey to hill adjacent to baseball fields for


11s with burpees and Heels to Heaven

Then run the long way around and mosey BTTF


  • If there is no backblast, did it actually happen?
  • Many thanks to all the PAX who have pushed YHC. If this had happened earlier in the year, YHC may have just left at 5:30.

About Author

F3RVA member since 9/26/19. Came to fIrst beatdown OYO, Q'd by Marmaduke. Welcomed by Hermes, Rosie, Honeymoon, Cerrano, Bullseye, Nancy Lopez, Lugnut, Punxsutawney. Proud to be part of the fine group of men that is F3RVA. Husband, Father, member of the community.


  1. Boberry – I’m sorry I fartsacked this morning, I was up until 1:00 last night and figured Twin Team would be well represented.