A$$-whoopin’ welcome for Pistol Pete!

Ocho hombres assembled in the gloom for a healthy helping of DTH love – here’s how we nearly all spilled merlot…

The THANG:

LIFO-Mosey around Parking Lot, picking up PTrap & Conspiracy en route, then circle up for COP #1 at the Flag: 

• SSH x20 IC
• DQ x10 IC
• LBC’s x20 IC
• Body Builders (8ct Burpee) x10 IC
• Crab cakes x20 IC
• No Cheat Merkins x10 IC
• Mtn Climbers x20 IC
• DR W x10 IC

Mosey around track to Pull-Up bars for COP #2: 

• Follow the Leader Moseycises around track – Shuffle In, Shuffle Out, Butt Kickers, High Knees, Caraoke In, Caraoke Out, Ball Headers 
• Morning Call: Each man in turn declares his F3 name & performs x5 Pull-ups calling cadence to the pushing pax who complete x5 merkins IC. (x40 total)

Mosey to the hardtop wall for COP#3:

• Wall sits for the SIX
• “Dirty HookUp” x20 IC (plank facing wall, place each hand up on wall, then bring them back down, 4ct, alternate hand order half-way through)
• Wall Sit cool down
• Hip Slappers x10 IC (BTTW with alternating hip slaps, 4ct)
• Wall Sit cool down

Mosey to the Field for COP #4:

• 4Corners + Escalator: x10 Burpees, x20 WWII, x30 Merkins, x40 Am Hammers (2-ct) 
• ABC’s for the SIX

Mosey to Rails for COP #5:

• Partner up for x3 rounds of:
• Jerkins x10 ea
• Cliff Hanger Merkins x10ea
• Dips x10ea

Mosey BTTF:

• Flutters x20 IC
• APD’s x20 IC

COT:

• Counterama #8
• Namerama (FNG Pistol Pete)
• Announcerama (see Comments)
• YHC took us out in Prayer

Naked Moleskin: 

• Always a pleasure to run the gauntlet of HBR’s considerable acreage, and YHC had already assembled a fairly high-intensity routine before Handshake reached out to request an especially challenging beatdown for his FNG friend Pete Schrock, who’s a fitness warrior in his own right, and who Handshake has been head-locking to post for north of 6 months. Pete’s got a pretty wild story so if you have the chance, ask him about it. Needless to say, the gloom was ripe this morning for hardening our minds and bodies, and eight is a great number for keeping everyone together. It doesn’t happen often, but YHC definitely felt the wave of merlot nausea as we COT’d. Thank you brothers for affording me the opportunity to lead – it was an honor. SYITG!