F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Sleeper Notifications

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Sleeper notified seven of F3RVA’s armchair quarterbacks to rise from the fartsack to pay penance to the Fantasy Gods in remembrance of F3RVA’s Fantasy Football season 2.  Seven more joined in on the fun.

THANG

COP (In honor of the Playoff Teams)

  • Spit (7-6) – Burpees x 7 OYO
  • EFH (9-4) – Imperial Walkers x 9
  • Viral (9-4) – Snow Angels x 9
  • Opus (10-3) – Smurf Jacks x 10
  • Loose Goose (12-1) – HRMs x 12

Beatdown of the Year: Loose Goose over DK week 9 by 103 points – 103 LBCs OYO

The Good:  Loose Goose 12-1 (14-1) Champion, 2,021 Points Scored, 5 Weekly Beatdown Awards

  • Mini Lucky Horseshoe (20 of Each Exercise)
    • Lap Around Parking Lot, Merkins
    • Lap, Merkins, Storm Squats
    • Lap, Merkins, Storm Squats, Scorpion Dry Docks
    • Lap, Merkins, Storm Squats, Scorpion Dry Docks, WWIIs
    • Victory Lap

The Bad: New Market (Wilson, Marmaduke, Sparky, Honeymoon) 17-35 Combined Record

  • Modified Lindsay – 15/35 Merkins & Monkey Humpers (20/30, 25/25, 30/20, 35/15)

The Ugly: Sparky’s 3-13 Regular and Post Season Record, Toilet Bowl Loser, 900 Points Back, Received 4 Weekly Beatdowns

  • Beast – Freddie Mercuries, American Hammers, Crunchy Frogs, Dying Cockroaches – end there, seems like a fitting end to honor Sparky’s season along with that steaming bomb Fido dropped nearby

Mosey Back to Flag for 1 Minute of Burpees

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

Twas another lively season of fantasy fun for the wannabe GMs of F3RVA.  Goose’s shrewd selection of James Conner late in the draft proved to be the big difference separating him as a contender vs. the rest of the PAX as pretenders.  YHC was certain the waiver wire pickup of Kirk Cousins was the ticket to turning it all around for the Bandandits, alas disappointment, something the Vikings will come to experience for years to come.  Marmaduke once again proved to be a fantastic draft host, Wilson showed marked improvement reaching the 5th place game, and Flatline once again missed the playoffs, but remained loud and proud.  In the end, only one team could bring up the six.  Sparky’s crew was about as bad as it gets.  A who’s who of walking wounded, washed up, and never weres.  Thanks for all who participated and YHC looks forward to next season.  Apologies to the innocent bystanders caught up in today’s Q.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

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8 Comments

  1. I’ve only ever been a part of a fantasy football league once before and after not changing my players around for the entire season, I found myself in the cellar of that league. I can’t even afford to pay attention to the game, I’ll just take the beating.

    Also I found a pair of black and red gloves in the parking lot as I was leaving. I think they are probably Radars or Mr. Ropers????

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