Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny

Where did this wall come from?


An even dozen came out for relatively spring like weather, with sunny and 70 in our hearts.

At 5:30 sharp by the Qs watch, we headed to the corner of the school for COP.

  • SSH
  • Arm Circles
  • Helicopters
  • Don Quixote
  • Imperial Walkers

Long mosey as we went on a field trip via back roads to Reveille UMC.  Coming across a new 80 year old wall, YHC found the path to the back parking lot and picnic shelter.  Now the fun begins as we move the picnic tables close together in preparation for abyss merkins.

11s – abyss merkins and jump squats

Lindseys aka 40s – dips off the picnic tables and box cutters.

Dora – Partner 1 – 100 heels to heaven, 200 monkey humpers, 300 american hammers; Partner 2 – karaoke across the parking lot to the tree, run to the next tree and back to the first, karaoke home to the partner.

Put the picnic tables back in order and indigenous people run back to the VSF.

Quick ring of fire.

YHC took us out.


Plenty of good sidebars today during our excursion and possibly too numerous to capture.  However, there are a few that stand out.  First, TYA’s fashion style resembled a mix of David Lee Roth post Van Halen and an EF style headpiece.  Most of the amusing discussion was regarding Saab’s sore ass as a result of Monday’s Hoedown beatdown.  Besides the already advertised dong release merkins, there was speculation of partner bear crawls and stationary wheelbarrows; whatever that may entail.  Get better soon buddy!

YHC appreciates all of the support the Pax provides in so many ways.




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  1. Swirly (F3 Corporate) on

    Solid Q Lockjaw – thinking about you and your family at this time my friend.
    Way to work today guys.
    See y’all in the gloom..

  2. Way to stick with it Lockjaw, regardless of the ever increasing mumblechatter. The YA was especially active this morning, even attempting to change shorts with me at one point.

    Ronnie almost Lt Dan’d himself with the humper routine during Doras. Watching him attempt a karaoke immediately post humpers was entertaining.

    My favorite part was phantom partner routines. Nice work LJ.

  3. Ok, I think I owe you an apology, Lockjaw. I was at the end of the “supposed” Indigenous persons run. I never heard you call it out. Great Q, though! Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

  4. Kubota thanks for partnering with me!! It really helped me out… not sure what I would have done without my partner…having a partner really changes everything… I mean sure it felt like I was just doing 11’s and Lindsey’s on my own, but your close proximity really helped. Thanks partner!!! Love you Lockjaw. The Holland’s got your back!

  5. If you thought that was funny, you should see me try to bend down to get into my car.

    Great Q LJ. I enjoyed the field trip.

  6. First, best to Lockjaw and his family during this very difficult time.

    Next, in the interest of dispelling innuendo regarding my upper posterior, I had a raw ass brought about from Splinter’s dong release merkins and a Honeydo honeymoon suite. Get your minds out of the gutter fellas…