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Saab Is The New Fudd

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Hoedown remains hotter than a Morgantown couch on Saturday night with 16 posting to get the week started off right.  Here’s how it went down.

Half mile mosey down Forest to Paris to Hepler and over to the grassy knoll behind the parking lot.

COP (IC) (Reps to confuse Lab Rat)

  • SSH
  • Merkins x 10
  • Russian Soldiers
  • Wide Merkins x 10
  • Crab Cakes
  • Diamond Merkins x 8
  • Mountain Climbers

Mosey back to parking lot

Burpback Mountain w Partner

  • Partner 1 Bernie Up / Run Down x 3
  • Partner 2 Burpees
  • Reverso until 100 Burpees completed

Mosey to back field

Ark Circle (Merkins x 5 at Center and Outer Rim)

  • Bear Crawl
  • Crab Walk
  • Duck Walk
  • Seal Crawl
  • Army Crawl

Mosey to end of field

Merkin Indigenous Persons Run

  • PAX does Merkins, PAX 1 flips over to six for 5 x WWIIs and runs to end, repeato until entire PAX completes 10 WWIIs and unknown # of Merkins

Mary

  • Partner Leg Toss (3 x 20)
  • Box Cutters
  • LBCs
  • Wilson’s Spaghetti Party

Mosey back to SF

  • 10 seconds left, 10 Merkins

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

Note to self and future Qs, don’t go to Hoedown alone carrying a notepad on a Sunday afternoon to scope out the place, you’ll get some looks.  The kind YHC imagines Saab gets on a regular basis.  Speaking of Saabski, either Corporate has granted him sovereignty over the Hoedown domain and he feels the need to vet its Qs, or Saab is the new Fudd with all the questions.  Not a question from Fudd, so it couldn’t have been YHC’s instructions.  BTW (learned that from a millennial, which is anyone born 11/7/80 or later FYI (another millennial term)), where is Corporate proper?  Is it that Tuckahoe Takeover week proved the nanoregion is self-sustaining, or does Corporate fear a similar fate for Batteau as Punisher?  Good to see Singer out tapering, Lockjaw, though absent, would approve.  Those repeated Bernies will not help, unfortunately.  Honeydo is celebrating no shave November and also banned from Hoedown during daylight hours, or he should be.  Lab Rat flew somewhat under the radar today, though he did question YHC’s claim that no head lamp would be required.  Several of the PAX continue to hoof it to the AO, way to get in those extra steps.  Welcome FNG Tosser, not of the salad variety.  Awkward moment of the morning came as YHC was face to face with Fudd when calling out the antithesis of Wilson’s wife.

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8 Comments

  1. The Merk-Indian run hurt but got our daily Merkin limit in. First the hate from Splinter on the red beard and then all call out in the BB. Maybe Hutton is jealous of the lack of grey in my beard and on my head. Hate is hate.

  2. Happy Birthday EF. Bernie Sanders with Splinter were absolute Quad-killers. Will definitely see those again.

    Enjoyed channeling my inner-Fudd today. Did not so much enjoy the “horn-section” I was surrounded by during Mary.

    Wear it proudly Honeydo…it’s a lot more than I’ve ever been able to grow.

  3. Hutton FTW! FYI – AFAIK it’s ok to use Indian run @hoedown. It is the mascot for the AO.

    Honeydo, more LOL than SMH for the red beard.

    Also – Saab L8? He must have been studying up on his millennial acronyms.

    Merkins galore in November. YOLO!

  4. Great Q EFH and Happy bday!

    Honey Do – Although I am cautiously interested at what the movember final product will look like, I echo Saab’ s sentiments….

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