Wednesday, October 28
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Jello shot salad

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6 solid citizens arrived early enough to the polling place to vote for their hot potato Q. Here’s how the votes were tallied.

THE THANG

Bleeder Q
Mosey to the COP on the Tennis Courts
20x SSH
10X Merkins
20X DonQuixote
30X LBC’s
20X Helicopter
20X Mountain Climbers
4 Corners
10X Merkins, 20X Knee Bends, 30X WWII Sit ups, 40x box cutters

EF Hutton Q
partner up
Hello Dolly’s, Lunge, Burpees, Booya Merkins at change over while partner makes 2 loops around the tennis courts.

Swirly Q
Mosey to do 5x Pull-ups, 5x Chin ups, 20X Dips and 20x Incline Merkins, 3 sets each

Alfred Lord Hardywood Q
Mosey to the Valley of Death rode the 6
Half a Merkin, Half Knee band
Half a Burpee onward.
Forward to 5 total.
No Guns to Charge, but
Back to the Shovel Flag
Rode the 6.
Not to be dismayed, A few minutes
of Merry at Batteau
with the WWII sit ups and American Hammers.

COT
YHC took us out.

MOLESKIN

YHC arrived to see EF Hutton pulling his shovel flag from the trunk of his car, YHC asked if he had signed up in the late hours of Sunday evening. Hutton responded “no,” but he had a few thoughts on the ride in this morning. Wheel Barrow pulled in behind Hutton, his name was not on the Q sheet either.

Flipper was just a few minutes late, with his keen sense of hearing, he determined where a deer was eating leaves, and where a squirrel was playing with it’s nuts and where 5 PAX members were counting in cadence on the tennis courts. Sitting in Silence, if you are a LIFO is the best thing to do to help figure out where the PAX is located; unless of course, there is a Sugar Shack nearby.

Swirly determined that the summer fashion selection he had picked out for Batteau this am would need to be augmented by some thicker clothing; however, running to the AO makes everyday start Sunny and 70!

AS the PAX saw the city employees drive into Forest Hill Park, everyone considered how the compensation and severance package for the City must be pretty good; which inclined Hardywood to suggest a new Mayor Candidate for 2020. A F3RVA Coup d’état for the city of Richmond:

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made.
All the world wonder’d.
Honor the charge they made.
Honor the Light Brigade.
The Noble Six Hundred.

Bleederyson out

This Message was approved by the Bleeder for Mayor Campaign, The Hardwood for School SUPERintendent Campaign, The Swirly for Fight Club Campaign, the Wheel Barrow for Secretary of Transportation Campaign, EF Hutton for Secretary of Treasury Campaign and the Flipper for Dogs Campaign

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  1. Bleeder is a Master Marketer who understands the value of an intriguing Headline. Be honest.. how many of you read the BB just to find out what a Jello Shot Salad beatdown looked like.
    The candidates as I see them.
    Vote for Bleeder if you like him want the Govt out of your business… noted by his 2 fingers up to Big Data in the BB. Fight the Power Bleeder.
    Vote for Hardywood if like him you agree there are not enough non vegetable salads, you want more macaroni salad, potato salad, Jello salad, or for our alcoholic vegetable haters (Jell-O shot salad)
    Vote for Flipper because all workouts will be changed to 5:33 start time. No reason just seems to be a good time.
    Vote for WheelBarrow if you would like to see more beards in office. Bringing Lincoln back baby.

    In God we Trust
    Don’t tread on Me

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  2. Yes.

    Yes.

    And more yes. Awesome BB Bleeder: the voting will end early on BBOTW. Solid q this morning and heck of a way to start the day.

    I very much like the idea of an F3 coup d’état. I like the idea of a world where sweat equity means something and burpees are currency. #bleeder2020

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