Six strong came out to River Run on a crisp and clear morning. Here is what went down:
Mosey to end of Betty Weaver for COP: SSH, Merkins, Flutterkicks, IWs, DQs.
Partner up. 1 partner runs loop while other does Derkins. 3 Rounds. Mosey to baseball field to honor George Washington’s oft forgotten sister: Lindsay Washington. Lindsays were: Jump Squats & Carolina Dry Docks. Then sets of PLTs (supposedly created by Lindsay Washington) 25 each x 3 sets.
Mosey to parking lot. Grab a post for Incline Diamond Merkin Indian Run. Last man does 10 diamonds, runs length of lot and back. Mosey back to flag for Mary: Alabama Prom Dates, Freddy Mercurys – stop mid exercise to relocate PAX (more on that later) – Finish up American Hammers. We had some time left so finish up with 2 rounds of Human Centipede and end with ROF.
Name o Rama and Gumbo took us out.
NMS- This was YHCs virgin voyage to River Run. YHC must admit this AO is as bountiful for pain as advertised. Mumblechatter at the start was about the mid-level temps, almost short sleeve weather but all PAX opted for long sleeves. Rosie pulled a Sippy Cup and ran to the AO leaving us with an uneven 5 at 5:28 but Gumbo stated McRib would be surely coming in hot at 5:29. True to form he did and we got started.
On the initial mosey McRib shared that he hurt himself again in an incident with a Pig and Stilts. This leaves YHC to ponder if McRib is more accident prone than his initial fall that precipitated his name change from the beloved Kevin Bacon. Maybe if some PAX could go to Kevin Bacon’s IMDB page and research his roles to see if Mr Bacon has ever played an accident prone character in a movie – and then we look at renaming McRib to that character’s name…
There was some skepticism to the accuracy of YHCs claims that A) Lindsay Washington existed and B) she is to be credited with creating PLTs. Since Lockjaw did Lindsays as well on this Presidents Day that cannot be a coincidence, remember Lockjaw knows his history…
During the mary circle at the end Wilson caused the entire pax to relocate. Some PAX were gagging and close to tossing merlot. YHC then messed up in the human Centipede by being directly behind wilson, not a good idea.
Post beatdown Mumblechatter focused on the NoToll Qs tomorrow. Davillians taking a foothold in the heart of Southside? Will there be a trailer at the AO? Guess PAX will have to post to see.