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Bullsh*t exercises

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A power trio posted for the Punisher, all arriving via motor vehicle this week. YHC wiped spider eggs and slugs from a few spare red bricks and brought these along in the Chummobile – optimistically, 5 sets of bricks.

Coupons in hand, we did mosey into the grass for our warmup – Imaginary Jump Ropes x 25, Imperial Walkers x 15, Don Quixotes x 15, Helicopters x 15, Russian Soldiers x 15, and Arm Circles x 15 (each way, each size).

Shift to the concrete slab under the front awning of Holton E.S. for the first exercise set: Squats (with bricks held on shoulders with arms crossed) x 25, Merkins x 25, and Sits and Presses x 20. Short counts in between. Repeat x 3.

Mosey to the west-facing side of the school for Overhead Presses x 25 and Hammer Curls x 25. Again, short counts in between and three rounds.

Saunter to the outdoor classroom and pick a picnic table. From the table top, single arm Flies x 25 (each side). From the seat, single arm Bent Over Rows x 25 (each side). Finally, from the table top, again, Leg Extensions x 25 (gripping a brick between our feet). Yes, all bullsh*t. But we did this sh*t for three rounds.

Move to the periphery of the pavilion, and begin single arm Forward Shoulder Raises x 25 (each side), single arm Lateral Raises x 25 (each side), and kneeling Concentration Curls x 25 (each side). Two rounds.

Waiter carry bricks back to the parking lot, stopping three times for Upright Rows x 15. COT.

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