Aye, six Pioneers posted for the first pre-launch workout of F3/Richmond at Pouncey Tract Park in Short Pump. The #EmotionalPrius arrived early from the West End, carrying OBT and Nuke, who planted the Shovel Flag and did some stretching.
Jog around parking lot.
Warmup COP: Side Straddle Hops (SSH) x 20, American Pushups (Merkins) x 12, Flutter Kicks x 16, Low Slow Squats x 10.
Run to backside of Short Pump Middle School, planking along the way to keep the pax together.
Middle School Bus Lot — Ark Loader: Lunge Walk; Bear Crawl; Crab Walk; Burpee Broad Jump.
Run to tennis courts for Burpee Suicides: Run to first sideline, 1 burpee, back to start; to second sideline, 2 burpees, back to start; to third sideline, 3 burpees, back to start. Did this sequence x 2.
Run back along middle school arcade, mixing in lunge walks and bear crawls.
Run to Pouncey Tract Park football field — COP for Push-o-rama: Merkins x 10; Larry Craig (wide arms) x 10; Diamonds x 6; Stagger Right/Left x 5 each side; Chuck Norris (fingertips) x 4.
Run to Pouncey Tract Park baseball outfield for bear crawl/crab walk, then COP — Six Minutes of Mary: Hello Dolly, Little Baby Crunches, High Slow Flutters, Heels to Heaven, Bicycles, 6-Inch Hold, Superman.
Return to parking lot for COT.
Spreadsheets from the Gloom:
_ This was a relatively-low intensity start, with frequent breaks for explanations and bits of F3 lore/BS, but we hit some key basics and mixed in a decent amount of movement. The park itself is pretty small, but once you add in everything over at the middle school, it’s a pretty diverse AO (Area of Operations).
_ Everyone caught on quickly to the cadence counting, which was awesome.
_ Less impressive was the way you all left me out to dry on the Superman song — and mine is a singing voice that should never be heard solo. Since Blue and his team WILL DEFINITELY BE DOING THIS ON SATURDAY, (right, Blue?) you have a few days to practice. Here’s a link to not only the song itself, but the entire opening credits sequence from “The Greatest American Hero,” including some awesome early 80s green-screen special effects. Watch it, memorize the words, marvel at William Katt’s ManPerm and generally revel in the Reagan-era awesomeness.
_ As we saw, Nuke is recovering from a bad skiing accident last winter (I’m contemplating a name change to Bleeder) and his knee is still pretty balky, so he was a good illustration of the “you against you” and “leave no man behind” principles that we build into the workouts. Triple claps (T-claps) to him for getting out there and getting after it.
_ If you couldn’t make it this morning, please try to join us tomorrow or Thursday. We’re off to a great start and this thing is going to explode in Richmond. After I dropped Jack off at his place, I hit the Starbucks in Carytown for a cup and put a Flying Emotional Headlock on the #Pay4Play #NavySealWorkout guys who were drinking coffee outside. One of them said, “I’ve heard of F3 — one of the Fs is ‘Free,’ right?” Bingo!
Begin the Begin- what is that, REM? And shouldn’t the Superman song have gone like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQS6lfn0yU
Aye! Can’t wait to join you all this weekend…picking up the #Raider-made SF this afternoon for personal delivery Saturday at Pouncey.
My vocal skills are questionable so look forward to the #RVA Pioneers leading the charge on Superman. And don’t see any B2W in there OBT. #foreshadowing
Gotta save something for Day 2, brother.
I am, I am, I am …
I like that Superman song better, but F3 Tradition dictates it must be the “Greatest American Hero” theme song. Blame Dredd — rumor has it he used to sneak around the campus of his Boston-based public college in a Greatest American Hero jumpsuit at night, hoping for the opportunity to fight Jesuit Crime.
Aye. Welcome RVA! #EmotionalPrius is classic, never noticed all the stickers.
Great start. I’m working to headlock a few Richmond guys from short pump. See you next month when I hit the in-laws and need my F3 fix.Aye! Great expansion.
Great to see the Richmond expansion. My in-laws are in Charlotte this weekend or I would be there for the launch. I will be posting next month when we travel there.
Looks like a solid start. Nice job OBT for taking the initial Q and way to go Richmond Pax for getting on the F3 Train early. This baby will do nothing but pick up speed.