“Are you here for that workout thing?”

Two men arrived at The Last Resort…one of them not sure what to think of the flyer that appeared in his mailbox over the weekend. YHC didn’t scare him off, and so it was on:

Take a lap around the parking lot, then COP: SSH, Don Quixote, Russian Soldiers, American Hammers, copperhead squats, merkins.

Mosey to the bus ramp for a return of last week’s AquaBear (bear crawl the length of the bus ramp, with a burpee at each column).

Mosey to the playground for a modified triple check: one man completes a bouldering lap around the climbing wall while the other performs stationary exercise – LBCs, squats, flutter kicks.

Mosey to the blacktop for Four Corners: 10 burpees, 20 merkins, 30 mt. climbers, 40 WWIIs, with lunges in between.

Mosey to the jerkin gym: 3 sets of 8.

Mosey back to the parking lot for a quick 11’s, featuring monkey humpers and merkins. Back to the “flag” for FNG’s name.

FNG Winston is finishing his final semester at Randolph Macon, while working for a conservative political campaign consulting group. “Churchill” really wrote itself. YHC did not ask him whether he was prepared to fight them on the beaches.

The Last Resort has had a slow launch thus far. It was great to see seasoned PAX come out for its opening day, but the rain kept any potential FNGs away. This week, more flyers went around the neighborhood, but only one answered the call, and no veterans. This part of town has been lacking an AO, but YHC can’t do it alone! Who do you know in the Glen Allen area? This week, reach out to that guy and bring him with you to The Last Resort next Monday!

YNWA,
-Mr. Holland