8 redwoods started off their Wednesday in the earliest way possible in 70 and sunny RVA with a stop just north of Westhampton Station. With a crisp gloom and 0500 start it was “go-time” as the PAX moseyed along burpee speed bump row toward the church parking lot. COP No FNGs? Push yourself and don’t hurt yourself. Circle up for SSHs, imperial walkers, DQs, scorpion kicks, LBCs. The Thang Exercise I – Dora Triangles Mosey to Henrico’s smallest parklet for a Dora. 100 Hand release (not handshake release) merkins, 200 plank jacks, 300 monkey humpers. algore for the six including…

Seven strong hit First Watch this morning with the Q not really having a plan. After the local owls, who are obviously horny, started up their hooting, this is what went down. Mosey to Small Henrico Park for COP: Helicopters, Dead Man Hang, Spread your legs Dead Man Hang, DQ’s, Copperhead Squats, LBC’s, Crab Cakes Mosey on down S. Ridge to Westham Station for: Circle up for SSH’s to 5 in cadence then to 20 in silence. Thanks, Honeydo. Next, a round of 11’s: Reverse Crunches and Merkins. 10 different stations along Westham Station. 5 Burpees OYO for Honeydo’s SSH…

7 early risers including yours truly thought “5:30 is way too late, we need to start at 5” and showed up on a mild morning (not quite 70). Before we started we had a little difficulty finding the coupons which worried the Fireman. However, someone took the effort to neatly stack them for us. COP: Take coupon to normal COP space. DQs, CPs, ACs, SKs, and Merkins. Elevens with curb derkins and heels to heaven. During this exercise, Upchuck and Handshake were practicing poor social distancing by doing some sort of wrastlin’. The governor would be very disappointed in you…

A quartet of hardened studs awoke to the sunny and 70 conditions found only at the early shift of RVA AO’s. 5.30 came so off we went. Mosey to church for warmarama that included DQ’s, Helis, Russian Soilders, Imperial Walkers, Freddie Mecuries, Rosalitas and Dead Man Hang. Everyone dry lets hit it. COP 1: Staying at the church for Mankillers. COP 2: Mosey back down Ridge to Country Squire. Partner up for Dora. 100 Carolina Dry Docks, 200 WW2’s, 300 Squats. Timer runs 1/2 back up Ridge towards River and back. COP 3: Country Squire 100’s – Each member performs…

Five Non-Wee Lads arose this fine Irish morn with visions of clovers and shamrocks dancing in their heads. Here’s what shenanigans transpired. Mosey to Church patio COP (IC) Dead Leprechaun HangJazzercisesHelicopters (would it be highly inappropriate to rename these Kobes?)Imperial WalkersSquatsHRMsFreddie MercurysReverse Scorpion Kicks Mosey through the parking lot over to Cameron and Culpepper Lucky Dora 100 Merkins, 200 Flutter Kicks, 300 Riverdance Hops (Bernie up the hill after each 25/50/75 of the exercises– 12 Berns total) Mosey the loop Culpepper-Thom-Grattan-Cameron-S.Ridge 10 Merkins per left-side mailbox, 20 Lass Humpers per right-side box Mosey back to the parking lot Mary Irish…

Seven strong swore off the fartsack and came out to find hospitable temps and dry ground. We did: The COP: SSH, Don Qs, Russian Soldiers, Merkins, Reverse Cruches, Scorpion Kicks. Over to the main RR lot for Triple Check (+1) of: Run to baptist bus and back, HRMs, Jumps Squats. Mosey back to Coupon drop zone (thanks Last call!) for some coupon 4 corners: Corner 1: 60 Block presses, 40 Squats. Corner 2: 30 Curls and 40 AL softball players. Corner 3: 40 Overhead presses while other PAX Elbow planks with block on back (aka Block the Plank) Corner 4:…

Nine early birds, including one First Watch neophyte, gathered under the waning gibbous for a moderately heckled Q. After the board minutes were approved, off we went down South Ridge stopping at Country Squire for: COPSSH x15Helicopters x10Imperial Walkers x15Copperhead Squats x15WWIIs x10Merkins x10 The ThangShort jaunt around the bend, stopping at the first mailbox for descending count burpees. Run to first mailbox, 5 burpees, run back to where we started 4 burpees, continue until 1 burpee. Yes, that’s correct, 15 burpees. Putter up Country Squire, across River, to a right on Club Vista. Stop about a third of the…

10 strong gathered for early morning exercise and chit-chat at First Watch. After Handshake completed the pre-workout circle, this is what transpired: Mosey to the teeny-tiny, Henrico County park for: COP: SSH’s x 20, Helicopters x 15, Russian Soldiers x 10, DQ’s x 10, WWII’s x 15, Suzanne Somers x 10 each side, Dead Man Hand x 10 Mosey down River past Saab’s to the UR Football practice fields. The BEAST: Round 1: Carolina Dry Docks Round 2: Heels-2-Heaven Round 3: Deep Squats Round 4: Hand-Release Merkins Round 5: Crunchy Frogs Round 6: Ball Dippers Full Length of field with…