F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

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Forest Hill Park

Week 3. 15 picklers. Daville drew first blood. Splinter and Prime Time have played a game or 2. Bleeder still undefeated.

15 picklers ready for some action. Welcome to the Pickledome boys! WARMARAMA: Lap around the courts, DQ, Helicopters. THE THANG:Hitchhiker goes over some rules. Apparently, there are no street rules in Pickleball. BTTF:NUMBERAMA:NAMARAMA NMS: Great morning for #SOJ takeover and some Pickleball. With 15 on the courts, we were able to have singles and a few doubles which made for a great morning. Well done boys! Look out for the #bigdata spreadsheet from Hitchhiker later on Slack. Pickleball every Monday at Batteau through the end of August. YHC: Took us out! Oyster

Blood was spilled, sweat was poured, tears maybe. Today marked the first Monday of the Inaugural First Annual F3RVA Pickleball league. Here’s how it went down. Mosey down to the pickleball courts. COP (IC) Run a lap around courts SSHs Ukranian Soldiers Helicopters Jazzercises Dead Man Hang Merkins Hitch explained the rules, some listened, some did not. Pair off, winner stays, loser moves to another court. 1st Round EF vs. Handshake Honeydo vs. UpChuck Oyster vs. Bleeder McEnroe vs. Bodos Hitchhiker bye Repeato vs. new opponents x 4 Numberama Nameorama COT Pickleball is every bit as fun as they say. …

3 men enter the Batteau. It will not sink. Warmarama: YHC with the warmup.Mosey up the hill to the Forest Hill parking lot. SSH, Helicopters, DQ, Copperhead Squats, Merkins, LBC, Rosalita’s or Hello Dolly’s PAX choice. The Thang:Oyster: Triple Check Shelter1: P1: Dips. P2: Stepups. P3: Run to the end and back. Switch, Repeat 3x. Wedding Singer: ILPs??20 Imperials Walkers, 20 Lunges, 20 Polar Bears. Repeat 3xMosey to the CircleTriple Check: P1: Merkins. P2: Heels to Heaven. P3: Run around the circle. Switch, Repeat 3x.BTTF for a ring of Fire. Wedding Singer took us out. Numberama, Namerama NMS: 70 and…

If two is a pair, and three is a crowd, then five must be a PAX. Flatline planted the flag. Here’s how it went down. Mosey down to the near left patio area. COP (IC) Helicopters Dead Man Hang Sky Reach Ukranian Soldiers Copperhead Squats Inverted Scorpion Kicks Suzanne Somers L/R Freddie Mercurys Merkins SSHs Mosey down to the Lake DORA 1-2-3 P1 – Run to the 2nd Street Light up the hill and back P2 – Exercise100 HRMs200 Reverse Crunches 300 Monkey Humpers Lindsay Mosey about 10 feet to the picnic tables 30 Dips/ 10 Imperial Squats Mosey to…

Two avoided The Fart Sack in exchange for a crisp spring morning. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the guy in the blue tron vest, the following quite likely happened: Mosey from the Stone House to Forest Hill Avenue, heading “off campus” through the stone gate, then back to the stone house for the COP. COP SSHs, DQs, IWs, Dead Man Hang, LBCs, flutters, WWIIs, HRMs. Mosey to the stone staircase. Grab a stone. Any stone. But, maybe find one without worms. First set: Carry the stone down the stairs. 10 overhead presses. Carry the stone to the top.…

Six old redwoods showed up on a Monday morning for some 70 and sunny type activities. Here’s how it went down: Mosey down steps to warm up – SSH, Don Q, Squats, merkins, flutters, LBCs Triple check – Irkins, Heals, run to top Mosey to lake. Paula Abdul 2 steps forward, one step back. Or in this case, run two lights forward then circle back one for increasing merkins. Rinse and repeat around entire lake for 30 minutes and 12 merkin count at its highest (12 light posts total). Mosey back up hill with exercises at each light post. Little…

Five frosty faithful came out to Batteau for the first day of spring to find sub-freezing winter temps. Flatline planted the flag and off we went: COP: SSH, Don Qs, Imperial Walkers, Ukrainian Soliders, Merkins, and Reverse Crunches. Over to field bowl for 11s of Merkins and WWIIs. Run up and down between. Mosey over to lake path and do various exercises at each lamp post. Exercises of HRMs, Squats, LBCs, Burpees, etc. Make way back up hill to flag. 3 min of mary and 10 more burpees. NMS: Good to Q with a solid 5 pax. This morning felt…

A party of 1 arrived at Batteau. Ready to take on the morning. No dog walkers or even a sketchy car idling on the side of the road to witness. No witnesses. Here’s what went down. WARMARAMA:SSH The Thang:Run down to the lake…. It’s dark, raining and YHC is solo. Seems like the intro to a True Crimes Podcast. Leave the lake and back to the top. What’s that noise, run faster. According to the Q sheet, today was going to be a Hot Potato. Let’s do it. Oyster starts the Hot Potato.Run a lap through the neighborhood. Oyster passes…

3 mighty warriors skipped the fartsack, ready for another Monday at Batteau. A hot potato was called and according to a couple of early dog walkers, here’s how it went. WARMARAMA: Oyster: SSH , Helicopters, Arm Circles, imperial walkers, Cherry Pickers, Merkins. The Thang:Oyster: Mosey to the tennis courts for 4 corners prostitute style.Corner1: 10 Merkins Corner2: 20 jump Squats, 10 MerkinsCorner2: 20 jump squats, 10 Merkins (getting our moneys worth Corner2 – 2x)Corner3: 30 monkey humpers, 20 jump squats, 10 MerkinsCorner4: 40 LBC, 30 monkey humpers, 20 jump squats, 10 MerkinsPass to Hitchiker Hitchhiker: Mosey to trail entrance for…

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