The Forge hosted its first-ever F3 Flag Football Showdown, and the gloom was lit not by the sun, but by pure testosterone, terrible QB reads, and the sound of men arguing about Mississippi counts.
We split into two squads, each powered by caffeine, pride, and increasingly creaky hamstrings.
The Rules:
No kickoffs or punts
Start every possession at the 30.
TD = 30 side straddle hops by the defense.
INT or fumble = 10 burpees by the team that turned the ball over
1st Down = 10 merkins by the defense
4th down stop = 10 WWII sit-ups for the offense
QB swaps every 2 plays
Rush only after “10 Mississippi”
Announcements: Upcoming convergence on July 4th, Ruck at Rock N’ Roll led by DTH, ab-cathalon led by Chaplain.
Prayer Requests: Pad Thai’s moving issues
