2 very athletic, probably workout every day, very fast and limber professional players were on the courts. There were also two F3 brothers ready for Batteau, day light savings edition aka #Pickleball nights.
Warmarama: Let’s dink. Whoa Whoa – not that kind. Short passes over the net, try to stay in the kitchen. Long shots, Short Shots, Cross Court, 3rd shot drop, Serves. Stretch it out!
The Thang:
Oyster: It’s time to throw the paddles in and dominate these courts.
Honeydo: Are you sure?
Oyster: Hardywood would say “Boots on Throats”. Let’s goooo!!
Honeydo: How about those 2 over there.. Drinking Ovaltine and wearing knee braces.
Game 1: Honeydo rushes the ball every damn time like a Friday night Hinge date. YHC notes it’s windy and proceeds to hit the ball out. Repeats that strategy. 11-9 L
Game 2: Let’s get it together. Honeydo – Try Hullk Smash and see what happens. It was 0-6 and Honeydo went on a serving rampage.. 0-6 turned into 11-8 W. Let’s Goooo!!
Game 3: Tie Breaker… it was 4-10 and we were falling apart. Words were exchanged. New strategy; lets hit it over the net but inside the court. 13-11 W.
Let’s get out of here before we are kicked out for running our mouths…
NMS: Pickleball Monday’s is a thang. 5:00pm – 7:ish… Great to have Honeydo out, he can smash that ball y’all….
Oyster
