WTH Thriller

Darkness falls across the land
The 5:30 half hour is close at hand
Five Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize the West Broad Village neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for running up and down
Must stand and face the Hounds of Hell
And run inside a parking deck shell
To the top we ran in the air
The funk of four corners fear
10 Merkins, 20 Plank Jacks from every tomb
30 Squats and 40 Smurf Jacks to seal your doom
And though you run up and down the stairs to stay alive
And at the Gazebo your body dips and steps up & starts to shiver
We finish with 35 merkins and 40 WIIs because we can’t resist
The morning of the WTH thriller
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