Three northern pirates stormed the shores of Satan’s Hill and pillaged the Q. Our matey Oyster didn’t really seem to care. Here’s the Friday the 13th mayhem that ensued.
Handshake Q
COP
- SSHs + 1 Burpee
- Ukranian Soldiers + 2 Burpees
- Don Quiotes + 3 Burpees
- HRMs + 4 Burpees
- Inverted Scorpions + 5 Burpees
- WWIIs + 6 Burpees
Mosey up Satan’s Hill just past Duke’s old house to the cul-de-sac.
Bear crawl, Polar Bear, Crabwalk, Lunge between each mailbox
Mr. Rogers Q
Mosey past Nancy Lopez’s to another cul-de-sac.
Triple Check # 1
- P1 – Run to cross street and back
- P2 – Flutter Kicks
- P3 – SSHs
Triple Check # 2
- P1 – Bear crawl to the box and run back
- P2 – Heels to He11
- P3 – Burpees
EF Hutton Q
Mosey to the top of Satan’s Hill
Hate Hill
- P1 – Run to the clubhouse entrance and back
- P2 – Polar Bear, Lunge, Broadjump Burpee toward P1
- Repeato until P1 and P2 reach clubhouse
Boxing Cockroaches 3×20
Ring of Fire
COT
MOLESKIN
In a Patton-esque speech, General Weasel Effer pleaded with the troops not to let this southern aggression stand. As the Canseco to Handshake’s McGwire, YHC anointed Mr. Rogers an honorary Bash Bro (Henderson) and off the three went into enemy territory swinging huge bats. Handshake attacked from the right. Mr. Rogers attacked from the left. And YHC charged straight up the gut. With a Polar Bear here, a polar bear there, a burpee here, a burpee there, a cockroach to the throat and the fury of a ring of fire, vengeance rained down upon the Southern scoundrels. The south will not dare go north again. Game. WestHoe!
ANNOUNCEMENTS
SOJ Family Coupon-o-lantern party and potluck Sunday Rockwood
Continued Prayers for Wildcat, Yeehaw and Family
Mystery of the Ghost Flag continues…. or does it?
