Ultimate at Gridiron

14 ultimate frisbee diehards declared no ground and pound at Gridiron today, unless you’re blocking handshake.

Senior Frogs:   Wants a highlight reel
Chum Bucket:   Rugby next week
Attila:  Not below the knees
White snake:  1 good knee
Honeydo:  Welcomes the double team,
Seymour:  Playmaker
Bodos:  the only one wearing cleats
Lighthouse:  wants more ultimate
Pinto:  upset he didn’t wear a black shirt
Roger Roger:  “China”
Handshake:  Got a bit handsy.  DQ or left for work can’t remember.
Oyster:  4thF.  Pickleball and Ultimate

Bluemoon and Tater knew better than the rest of us and decided to call plays while modifying a workout. Get better soon boys, we’re bringing Ultimate all year long. 

Oyster