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Always 70 and Sunny
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Always 70 and Sunny

Needy Crush – the hottest new bromance in SOJ

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The stud magnet known as SOT pulled nine SOJ HIM’s into orbit for another episode of “Try Hard or Die Hard”, this one a farewell celebration for Royale who’s leaving for France today. Here’s how we about died:

The THANG:

  • Mosey down to the TRACK and circle up
  • Welcome & Disclaimer
  • A courtesy warmup with SSH & DQ’s

COP #1:

  • BLIMP’S WARMERAMA
  • At each four “corners” of the track perform the following:  x5 Burpees, x10 Lunges (ea leg), x15 2-ct Imp Walkers, x20 Merkins, x25 Plank Jacks, x30 Squats
  • Sprint the straightaways, Bernie the Curves

COP #2:

  • Mosey to the grass hill
  • Lie flat for stargazing and controlled breathing
  • Knock out some Starfish Crunchees to warm up the abs
  • Partner up for a CORA (all ‘bout dem abs)
  • x100 WWII
  • x200 Flutters (2-ct)
  • x300 LBC’s
  • Moving partner bear crawls the hill then runs the loop back around to their partner 

COP #3:

  • Box jump the steps up to the lot above the field and circle up
  • BURP-GROIN PYRAMID
  • Add 1 Groiner per Burpee, going up from 1 to 7 then back to 1

COP #4:

  • Mosey to the school’s brick wall
  • WALL WORK:
  • People chair —> Hoedowns
  • BTTW for Chicken Peckers
  • Dirty Hookups, both sides

Mosey BTTF and stretch everything out

COT:

  • Counterama # 9 (and a gaggle of runners)
  • Namerama
  • Announcerama (see Below)
  • GREENBOW took the PAX out in Prayer

NMS:  There’s no warmup like a BLIMPS circuit warmup, and the PAX (including YHC) was smoked before we’d reached the halfway point in this 45 minutes of Trying reeaaallly Hard. Mumble chatter was strong, and the PAX enjoyed the first romance-torn fight of our hottest new bromance – OC & NTB. Great way to send off the French student. Strong work everyone! ~DTH

Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

  • Oyster’s Payin’ 2nd F Lunch tomorrow
  • Chap on Q at R&R
  • VQ at the Alamo Monday
  • Next weekend R&R will have the School of Rock bootcamp for kids following R&R
  • Draper’s RunFest in a couple weeks
  • OC&Co RuckFest in October
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Joined F3 at NoToll 9/25/18. Started The FORGE 4/4/19. Fealty to SOJ. Follower of Jesus Christ. Pediatrician. Missionary. Husband to the M since 2005. Papa to a couple awesome 2.0's "Oreo" & "Banjo".

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