Monday, September 25
Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny

Return to the Taint


Nine men took on the hills of First Watch covering roughly 2-2.5 miles with some exercises along the way.

Here’s what transpired:

Long slowsey to the dead end of Ross Rd also known as Satan’s Taint.


  • Dead Man Hang
  • Reach to the Sky
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Helicopters
  • Hand Release Merkins
  • Suzanne Somers L/R
  • Plankorama
  • Freddie Mercurys

Double Trouble

  • P1 – Run to turnaround point and back (3 houses up on the right)
  • P2 – Lt. Dans
  • 10 Booyah Merkins and Flip
  • All – Mosey to first turnaround point
  • P1 – Run to next turnaround point and back (3 more houses on the right)
  • P2 – Heels to Heaven
  • 10 Booyah Merkins and Flip
  • All – Mosey to second turnaround point
  • Repeato 2 more rounds

Mosey up Culpepper with a Lindsay along the way – 2ct Flutter Kicks/ 2ct Mountain Climbers

Mosey to the parking lot

Bearcrawl about 40 yards to the VSF


  • American Hammers
  • Alabama Prom Dates

Numberama, Nameorama, COT


Coincidentally it was a year ago tomorrow that YHC took the PAX on its first trip to visit the Devil’s Taint.  This time no men were lost or left behind.  The only thing left was a trail of exhaust from the paper boy and the remnants of Splinter’s Valentine’s Day ribeye.  Fudd can attest.  Special thanks to Kubota for the commemorative chain.


Help Mr. Rogers Saturday unload and organize at Virginia Home for Boys and Girls 11am


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