F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

If you’re in the mood for an early run on Saturday’s, I have just the place for you. Richmond’s new hot club is…

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BRUNCH!

Club promoter Gay Liotta is back, and this time he’s… gone… crazy. This place has everything. Full moons, key fobs, pretending your car is secure, and the debut of DJ Whitespace.

Located in the clogged heart of the Broad Street. This gang ridden coffee spot was the ceremony spot for Pigskins 1982 wedding. This place has everything. Peeps, ted talks, someone complaining about his shoes, Kain road, Kane from WWE and Senator Kaine, all holding hands. And be sure to hit the dance floor and do a jig with COVID’s hottest hyped up Polly Pocket dancers.

Pax: Wait. What’s that?

It’s that thing when Polly runs into Starbucks to get a shot of expresso to help his run.  And before you get to Grid Iron for some white lines, you can party with a broken almost pregnant Ukrainian Lighthouse.  And before you ask, it’s that thing of when Lighthouse is almost late and does not have a light.

After getting crazy high on cocaine at Grid Iron, Brunch Club travels back down Pouncey Track to see and hear the other Pax play with their horns, do some Frogger, hear more hit tunes from Whitespace and prove the answer to the Gridiron pax question “You’re running back to Starbucks?!?” is “Yes!” unless you jumped in a car filled with Johnson’s.

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