Absolution Prostitution

Fourteen willful recliners laid prostrate to dry the glistening dew-dropped fields of No Toll this morning. They started with something like, Ukranian Soldiers, Merkins, Parker Peters (Slow opposing mountain climbers), Imperial Squat Walkers, WWIIs, DQs, then moseyed to the aforementioned fields. The paper perfect absolution began from the pavilion then went 25 Alabama Prom Date (Modify as Neded) then back to the shelter for penance continuing on in the common fashion with, 25 APD, 50 opposing appendage superman’s, 75 American Hammers, 50+50 Obliques BCs right then left. The Supermen spent too much time in mumble chatter so YHC audibled for single count. Those small muscle exercises take a lot of concentration to do them right and like other things shouldn’t be rushed. Thoroughly exonerated Pax then bear crawled Indigenous People style part way back for a toll to ward of trolls and a little 45 seconds of timex with Merkins and Imperial Squat walkers. Just like indulgences this looked good on paper. We were all forgiven to not do such a prostrate prostitute again.