Eleven perfect dudes tried their hand at making viral trick shot videos and content while five others ran perfectly around parts unknown.
Here’s what transpired:
Mosey down past the football field to the auxiliary bus parking lot
COP
- Imaginary Jump Rope
- Copperhead Squats
- Helicopters
- Arm Circles
- Merkins
- Scorpion Kicks
- Freddie Mercurys
- Crabcakes
Mosey over to side of concession stand for Perfect Challenge # 1
Bottle Flip
- Hold plank and take turns attempting to land a bottle flip – 5 Merkins per miss for entire PAX, dish out 5 Burpees for a hit – 105 Merkins and 5 Burpees (Was it Hermie/Kelly/POG?)
Mosey to track for Perfect Challenge # 2
Cornhole
- Bag on the ground – 10 Merkins for PAX (roughly 100 Merkins)
- Bag on the board – 10 Squats for PAX (roughly 100 Squats) – switched punishment half-way
- Bag in the hole – Dish out 10 Burpees to PAX (1 by Parker)
Mosey up the hill to the practice field for Perfect Challenge # 3
Ultimate Sports Golf Challenge
- In teams of 5/6 alternate shots using various non-golf sports equipment until putting an object in the “hole.” Weapons of choice included Softball/Bat, Mini-Lacrosse Stick/Ball, Kickball, Frisbee, Football, Nerf Bow and Arrow, and whatever else YHC could find. Repeato 4 Rounds.
- 1st Stroke – 10 Hand Release Merkins
- 2nd – 20 WWIIs
- 3rd – 30 Jump Squats
- 4th – 40 Flutter Kicks
- 5th – 50 SSHs
- 6th – 60 Monkey Humpers
Collect all equipment and mosey back to Flag for quick minute of Mary
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
YHC put out a disclaimer at the beginning that the workout might not be the hardest but would be a lot of fun. As it turns out the PAX is not quite ready for its own YouTube channel and lots of Merkins were dished out. DK swears he will actually be impressed when his kids land a bottle flip from now on. Slick boards, improper distancing, and the lack of a beer in the non-throwing hand made for very sub-par Cornholing. There was 1 highlight worthy of the web as Parker scored Eagle for Team 2 by putting shot 2 with a Football in the hole from about 50 yards out. POG drove the green with a softball bat on # 3 to give Team 1 an easy Eagle. The more YouTube worthy videos would have been the bloopers, particularly Hermie off the tee box on #4. In the end Team 2 was victorious in the Ultimate Sports Golf Challenge. Look for Hermie’s new video content on the dark dark web.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
HDHH – tonight The Answer 5:30
Prayers abound
Tuckahoe Takeover continues…
