F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

A Tradition Unlike Any Other – Seniors Tour

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Six from the Champions Tour and 3 more Tour Vets hit the links at Mary Munford in a quest for the elusive F3 Mudgear brand Green Jacket in nearly perfect 70ish and sunny conditions.  EF planted the flagstick.  Here’s how it went down.

Mosey down Magnolia Lane to the driving range in front of the school.

COP (IC)

  • Merkins x 18
  • Flutter Kicks x 18
  • Copperhead Squats x 18
  • Side Straddle Hops x 18

Mosey to the 11th

Amen 4 Corners (4 rounds)

  • American Hammers x 18 (2c)
  • Mountain Climbers x 18 (2c)
  • Merkins x 18
  • Dips x 18

Plankorama

Mosey to Rae’s Creek

Caddie Contest

  • P1 – Run to the 9th Tee and back
  • P2 – Practice Swings (“Jimmy” Imperial Walkers x 72, Hello “Friends” Dollys x 288)

Gore-orama

Drive, Chip, Putt

  • From tee box hit the green around the shovel flag – 5 burpees per stroke, repeato 4 holes

Mary on the 18th green

  • Freddie M. (Couples) x 18
  • Alphabet – spell AUGUSTA NATIONAL

Mosey along cart path back to the Clubhouse

19TH GREEN

Hello Friends.

A Tradition Unlike Any Other made a triumphant return after a bit of a hiatus.  And it very much felt like a reunion of sorts.  Lots of long-time F3 RVA PAX on the course today at MM Country Club.  Seems the PAX had a pretty good idea of what was to come as we teed off at 0530, though some still do not grasp the repetitions of 9, 18, 72, etc.  Unlike the pros who warm up at the range, YHC prefers to warm up with the cart girl and jump right in on the 1st tee box, thus straight to Merkins.  Bodos snuck past security and joined the field as it was crossing the Hogan Bridge on 12.  The Drive, Chip, Putt competition went about as well as women trying to get a tee time at Augusta National.  YHC is pretty certain the PAX was about 6 over through 4, but we’ll just put down Par on the old scorecard.  It was the short game, and the long game that let the PAX down.  As FICO struggled to get up and down on hole number 4, TYA promised YHC something of a reward if a snowman was carded.  With that threat, YHC instinctively yelled GET IN THE HOLE!  As we go forth let’s remember that 2 wrongs don’t make a right, but 3 rights make a left.  May the PAX’s days be filled with Eagles and Birdies.  Until next year…

Numberama

Nameorama

COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Prayers – Speedy and thorough healing for our Gloom brother

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2 Comments

  1. A great backblast deserves a comment! Well Q’d and written!

    I want to go back to the green with a Titleist instead of that Dunlop thing you brought for another shot at the birdie!

  2. Kicking myself for missing this epic event. I guess I don’t even have a good excuse like Tiger could have had.