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Hey, Siri Pulled Up a Colonoscopy. Anybody Want to See It?

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According to Siri on White Deer’s watch, there was a discussion of the ins and outs and what-have-yous of colonoscopy prep and a beatdown that went something like this:

COP IC: 20 SSHs, 20 IWs, 10 DQs, 10 Merkins, 20 Freddie Mercurys, 20 APDs

Ascending Four Corners of an Irregular Trapezoid:

10 Curls

10 Curls, 20 Lawnmower Pulls each arm. Yeah, each arm.

10 Curls, 20 Lawnmower Pulls, 30 Tricep Extension

10 Curls, 20 Lawnmower Pulls, 30 Tricep Extension, 40 Overhead Pulls

Mosey to the picnic tables for a Lindsay with Step Ups and Sit and Press:

30 Step Ups each leg with weight. Yeah, each leg. 10 Sit and Press.

25 Step Ups, 15 Sit and Press

20 Step Ups, 20 Sit and Press

15 Step Ups, 25 Sit and Press

Take a lap, then, 10 Step Ups, 30 Sit and Press

Mosey to the bus loop for Paula Abdul Reverse Jack Webb:

Lunge two posts, 4 Chest Presses, walk back one post, 1 Overhead Press

Lunge two posts, 8 Chest Presses, walk back one post, 2 Overhead Presses

Lunge two posts, 12 Chest Presses, walk back one post, 3 Overhead Presses

Lunge two posts, 16 Chest Presses, walk back one post, 4 Overhead Presses

Lunge two posts, 20 Chest Presses, 5 Overhead Presses.

Back to the flag for COT.

The PAX noted that colonoscopies are recommended for those 45 to 75. Copying Pigskin’s “adequate prep” form to your medical files doesn’t count.

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