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The Semi Pill

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Nine moseyed around the phallic shaped Cameron loop receiving bits of the green pill.

Mosey to Church patio

COP (IC)

  • Imaginary Jump Rope
  • Don Quixotes
  • Hillbillies
  • Jazzercises
  • Copperhead Squats
  • HRM (10 2ct)
  • Plankorama
  • Freddie Mercurys

Mosey to Ridge and Cameron

Compounding exercises at each intersection

  • Merkins (140 ct)
  • Imperial Squats (120 2ct)
  • WWIIs (100 ct)
  • Carolina DD (80 ct)
  • SSHs (60 ct)
  • American Hammers (40 2ct)
  • Burpees (20 ct)

Mosey back to the parking lot and over to guardrails

11s

  • Dips/ Reverse Crunches

Incline Merkins (10 2ct)

Decline Merkins (10 2ct)

Mary

  • Alabama Prom Dates
  • LBCs

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

YHC thought it would be exciting to take the green pill, but with UpChuck downrange the idea was to just play with it a little.  As the PAX did the last round of Burpees, Last Call noted that it felt similar to the GP.  Glad that was apparent.  Lucky for the PAX, time did not allow for a new type of suck YHC had planned.  Enjoyed the coffeteria Handshake.  By YHC’s count, 200 total Merkins not including Burpees.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Prayers for Last Call’s boss’s family

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2 Comments

  1. “Phallic” as in George Constanza just got out of the pool “phallic”

    Nice beatdown, Hutton!

  2. I’ve still not had the pleasure of experiencing the legit Green Pill at FW. Good to hear 6+ years in to the Nov Merkin challenge that the debate of what counts as a “Merkin” still lives on.