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Always 70 and Sunny

St. Dora’s Day

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Five Non-Wee Lads arose this fine Irish morn with visions of clovers and shamrocks dancing in their heads.  Here’s what shenanigans transpired.

Mosey to Church patio

COP (IC)

  • Dead Leprechaun Hang
  • Jazzercises
  • Helicopters (would it be highly inappropriate to rename these Kobes?)
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Squats
  • HRMs
  • Freddie Mercurys
  • Reverse Scorpion Kicks

Mosey through the parking lot over to Cameron and Culpepper

Lucky Dora

  • 100 Merkins, 200 Flutter Kicks, 300 Riverdance Hops (Bernie up the hill after each 25/50/75 of the exercises– 12 Berns total)

Mosey the loop Culpepper-Thom-Grattan-Cameron-S.Ridge

  • 10 Merkins per left-side mailbox, 20 Lass Humpers per right-side box

Mosey back to the parking lot

Mary

  • Irish Hammers
  • Heals to Heaven
  • APDs

Numberama, Nameorama, COToast

MOLESKIN

Attempting a deep fake, YHC dropped the hint that Green was in today’s forecast.  Whether it was the weather, the threat of the Green Pill, or too much toothbrushing, a smallish crowd for a St. Patrick’s Day First Watch.  No worries, the PAX was lively and bright like that first Guinness of the day.  Speaking of Guinness, Last Call couldn’t let the biggest drinking day of the year get started without a toast.  Appreciate the refreshments.  If so inclined YHC recommends you Hooligans check out Derry Girls on Netflix, a show about a group of schoolgirls growing up in early 90s Ireland.  It should make you laugh, unless of course you’re English.

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3 Comments

  1. Felt the Bern today, Hutton. My calves were threatening a revolt on the 4th round of SSHs. Nice set of challenges to overcome.

    Last Call brought First Call today – way to hit the spot. Has to be the earliest beer in YHCs career.

  2. I haven’t seen anyone drink a beer at 5:45am since college days. Nice Q, EFH.

    Who said we looked liked Gorillas in the Mist? Good alternate backblast title.

  3. Legs still hurting from the numerous hills. Always interesting to wander off campus especially without coupons. Good times and good conversation as always.