F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Tiger Woods Drives a Hyundai

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4 horsemen rode forth to patrol the Earth while the locals slept soundly during today’s version of Breakfast Club. Temperatures continued at an unseasonably warm sunny and 70. According to the wild beasts roaming in Byrd Park, the PAX took the following route:

Start at Early Bird, south on Robinson, left on Lakeview, right on Lake, continue as the name changes to Shields Lake, left on Shirley, right to stay on Shirley, jog across Park (ahem, Gomer) to attempt surprise Swirly in his truck (op unsuccessful – target fully aware of PAX approach). Continue to near circle and reverso back to the Dogpile parking lot. Hitchhiker picked up Flipper en route.

Note: Flipper alleges he ran from some place he referred to as “ET’s” to Dogpile. Never heard of the place.

Return route was Spotswood, Lakeview, S. Robinson, and Early Bird.

Number-ram-a, Name-a-rama, YHC took us out.

NMS: Keep Hitch in mind today – has his eye on a piece of property. He also was very excited that Tiger Woods survived because of a Hyundai. Doesn’t Hitch drive a Toyota?

Gomer despises not having precise instructions from the Q. Accordingly, next time, YHC will remember to tell the PAX to run the last 50 meters to the AO.

Chatter at Publix did not disappoint. Plus, YHC enjoyed being warm, dry, and caffeinated. You guys are beautiful, and each one of you is unique.

UpChuck spits the bit.

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3 Comments

  1. The PAX are ready to follow and afford respect to the Q When there is a lack of guidance, they will do what they want.

    Good running with you all in some miserable conditions.

    Gitty up.

  2. Sounds to me like some whiners at Currahee have gotten someone’s government-issued panty-mask in a wad. When YHC Q’s, the PAX waits for traffic, then recommences running. MGP needs to get those Currahee boys snapped into shape.