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Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Esther Williams Spread

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A lucky 11 descended upon 45 minutes of Gerry to see if the velcro on their Depends would hold. This is what transpired, more or less….

COT: Light stretching, merkins, and what have you

Early Bird Special: Bear Crawl, 10 Merkins, Crab Walk,10 WWIIs. Traversing about 6 trees.

Next: 10 Merkins and 10 Dips. Run point to point. 3 iterations

Catch me if you Can: One Lap. Partner does 5 merkins while other runs backwards.

Balls to Wall, Chicken Peckers, Bear Crawls, Out and Back Run, Donkey Kicks…out and back run

Partner Up: Partner runs out and does 5 pull ups while other partner does series of exercises. 4 iterations: Merkins, WWII, MC’s, Dollys.

Finish: Suicides and Crab Walks, then ring of fire.

NMS:

Beyond the din of TYA’s excessive commentary not much to add…

YHC is continuing to be mistaken for TYA, you can make pretty much any running route phallus-shaped, and Esther Williams had it going-on for a randy 4th grader.

Announcements:

Thoughts and prayers to Bleeder’s mom who is in the hospital.

Ongoing support to TYA as he continues his treatments.

Saab abides – when able.

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3 Comments

  1. Esther Williams was quite the men’s lady. Wikipedia listed her ex-husband, then the word MORE (hyperlink). Four in total. None named Gerry.