Saturday, September 30
Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny



An even eight honorable HIM’s escaped the fartsack to give the Forge something to remember. Wearing nothing but a Guy Fawkes mask and his M’s black neglige, Dr Tryhard led the rebellious colonials into treasonous history – as follows:


COP #1:

  • Mosey to Culdesac
  • Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
  • SSH, DQ, CSquats, RSoldiers, Merkins, DRW, The Kim Special

COP #2:

  • Mosey from Culdesac back up around school front via TRAVELING ELEVENS: 
  • Stop at every light pole alternating Groiners (1-10) and Heels-2-Heaven (10-1)

COP #3:

  • Mosey to the Amphitheater 
  • x5 Decline Merkins
  • Box Jump up
  • x5 Dips
  • Jump back down
  • Complete x3 Rounds

COP #4:

  • Mosey to school front loop
  • Bearcrawl between three corners
  • 1st Round – x11 WWII ea corner
  • Plank for the SIX then Hold Plank x1 minute
  • 2nd Round – x5 Burpees ea corner
  • Flutter Kicks for the SIX then Variable Protractor
  • 3rd Round – x20 Squats ea corner
  • Lunges to close

COP #5:

  • MOUNT CHAPLAIN: Run top to bottom, completing x5 Merkins ea hardtop traversed, then reverso return to knoll top, completing dealers choice Mary for the SIX

Mosey BTTF for Final COP:

  • PUSHERAMA DRILL: High knees, drop on command to complete x5 specialty merkins:
  • x5 Drivebombers
  • x5 Chuck Norris
  • x5 Werkins
  • x5 Ranger
  • x5 Staggered Left
  • x5 Staggered Right


  • Counterama # 8
  • Namerama
  • Announcerama (see Comments)
  • YHC took us out in Prayer


  • In celebration of the Guy Fawkes Nov 5th holiday, the PAX performed a lot of 5’s and 11’s. For those counting, it also appears we completed 135 merkins. Missing the animated wit of both Bone Thugs and Hardywood, it was a quieter PAX focused on achieving F3 greatness. BUT, YHC was personally uplifted by the presence of SPIT, traveling DAYS to reach our beloved domain to check off the Forge as he nears completion of ALL AO’s within a month! (Or something like that) YHC mused about the meaning of the Guy Fawkes history and where Americans have stood as rebels in the history books while now faced with our own terrorists and rebellions in many forms. We closed in prayer for our country – may we grow stronger together through this tough season instead of being torn apart by divisions. May we as F3 HIM’s be a light of reconciliation, setting the example in selfless acts of love. Thx for permitting me to lead brothers. SYITG, YHC, DTH

About Author

Joined F3 at NoToll 9/25/18. Started The FORGE 4/4/19. Fealty to SOJ. Follower of Jesus Christ. Pediatrician. Missionary. Husband to the M since 2005. Papa to a couple awesome 2.0's "Oreo" & "Banjo".


  1. Great Q DTH! Enjoy my first trip to The Forge. It reminds me of Daville except you can keep your Hills!