Hey mister, are you lost?!

Out of the foggy gloom a lone runner approached the gathering of dark clad gloom warriors. The lean figure masked with silver shocks of beard and long hair slowed and approached with confidence, joining the circle of men as naturally as any veteran. Not a word was spoken initially, each man asking the same question silently – Hey mister, are you lost?! The dawn of epiphany struck Upchuck first, who welcomed Swiper to the fold, making sure to point out the man’s Covid growth made him nearly unrecognizable. Time struck 0530 and the PAX hurled themselves into humid glory – here is how the creatures living in Swiper’s beard tell the tale…

The THANG:

Slaughter Start:

• Mosey x3 laps around the stone house stopping to perform x5 burpees each lap

COP #1:

• Mosey over the the lawn
• Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
• DQ’s x10 IC
• Hairy Rockettes x10 IC
• Copperhead Squats x10 IC
• The Opus x10 IC
• DR.W’s x10 IC

COP #2:

• Short mosey to the croquet quad
• DirtyMacDeuce – x4 Sets separated by crossing the space, each set with x3 exercises (chest, legs, core), x12 reps for each exercise
• Bear crawl to cross 30 yards
• Exercises: Merkins, WWII’s, Squats

COP #3:

• Mosey to the playground
• PLAYROUNDS: Circuit on Playground completing Swing Pumps, Dips, Derkins, & BigO’s
• Start w x10 reps each, descending down to x1 each

COP #4:

• Mosey back to the croquet quad
• Circle up for Captain Thor In-Cadence
• x1WW2 then x4 AmHam …escalate 2:8, 3:12, 4:16, 5:20…all the way to 10:40!!!

COP #5:

• Modified 4 Corner BLIMP’s – lap the tennis court stopping to perform one the following at each corner:  x5 Burpees, x10 Lunges (ea leg), x15 2-ct Imp Walkers, x20 Merkins, x25 Plank Jacks, x30 Squats

Mosey BTTF for COT:

• Counterama # 6
• Namerama
• Announcerama (see Comments)
• YHC took us out in Prayer

NMS:

• Solid crew for Batteau this morning to start the week right. Great seeing Swiper back at a bootcamp. Despite a fair amount of groaning, YHC is proud of the PAX pushing through the Captain Thor. Between the humidity and the dew we all carried at least an extra pound of liquid in our clothing by the end. Appreciate you gents letting me lead today! SYITG