Return of the Prodigal Merlot Consumer

Today was the return of the prodigal son.  With the help of Chum Bucket’s headlocking efforts, Nightcrawler made his triumphant return to Gridiron as he avoided the temptation of merlot, firearms and fishing lures for the first time in months.  There was no need to find a fattened calf as Nightcrawler himself served in this symbolic role.  Once all of this joyful greetings concluded, a beatdown commenced.  Here is how it went down:

• COP
  • 30 SSH
  • 15 IW
  • 15 DQ
  • 15 helicopters
  • 20 HRM
  • 40 2x LBC
  • 10 Suzanne Somers –each leg
  • 40 APD
• Mosey to the football field for a bearimeter stopping every 50 yards (6 total times) to do 10 burpees, 20 WWII sit-ups and 30 flutter kicks
• Mosey to the bleachers for a Lindsay with dips and bench kicks
• Triple check with 100 yard dash, wall sits and scorpion squats
• Intervals around the football field
• COT with YHC taking us out

Solid work from the PAX today.  Great to have FNG Scrapbook with us today.  Quick warning, never use sarcasm to introduce yourself, providing fake and somewhat feminine hobbies in your biography.  That will come back to haunt you when given a handle.  YHC should also point out that Tater headlocked our newest member of the PAX, but failed to show up for his virgin post.  Am I missing something?  Is this how it is supposed to work? Hoping there was a good reason for his absence, like a wicked case of the dueling dragons that sidelined that mighty redwood this morning.

For the record, that bearimeter required a massive embracing of the suck.  It was all YHC envisioned and more.  Grateful the PAX did not have an all-out mutiny.  No merlot was returned to the Gridiron AO as a result that that exercise. Grateful to lead this fine group of men this morning after so many pre-empted Saturdays for little league ball. 

God is good all of the time!

Attila