Thursday, October 17
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Google Doesn’t Go North of the Wall

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Thirteen navigated their way to Atlee HS for the latest rendition of DaVille, including 2 New Marketeers, 1 City Proper, and 1 visiting Q from parts unknown.  Here’s how it went down.

Parking Lot Tracers led by The Carpenter to make the locals comfortable.

Mosey behind the school to an open field

COP (IC)

  • Helicopters
  • Jazzercise Reach
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Russian Soldiers
  • Cherry Pickers
  • Reverse Scorpions
  • Clockwork Merkins
  • Jack Webb – Legs (1:4 ratio up to 8:32) – pause for LBCs in middle
    • Jump Squats/ Monkey Humpers

Mosey to side of school bus loop

  • Triple Check – Wall Climb, Heals to Heaven, Run Loop

Mosey out in front of school

  • Scissor Sisters – P1 holds 6 inches, P2 Leg Lifts Over and Back 3×20

Ring of Bear Crawl – PAX plankorama while a member bear crawls around the circle in succession

Mosey to the flag

30 seconds of Burpees OYO

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

YHC can confirm seeing Google out surveying and mapping potential and existing AOs both north and south of the river, but never beyond the wall.  Apparently even Google won’t venture into the territory known as DaVille.  If one was to attempt to use Google maps to drive to Atlee HS, one is automatically redirected to Hanover HS, as Lug Nut and now BT can attest.  However, YHC did tell him last night to go to the one on Atlee Station next to Chickahominy, so BT gets full LIFO credit.  Marmaduke and Honeymoon arrived just as the clock struck 0530 after circling Chickahominy MS a couple of times.  It would seem the F3 app is also Atlee HS resistant.  Lots of groans as the PAX rolled off 144 monkey humpers, which proved to be as painful as YHC had hoped.  The air was thick and heavy in the designated area on the side of the school for wall climbs.  Also carried a pungent hint of eau de SOJ.  Hustler was a bit hesitant when called upon to help demonstrate scissor sisters, but the additional moans and groans suggest it worked out.  Or maybe that was the sounds and smells of Corned Beef and the man-eating spiders found naturally occurring at the AO.  Great to put faces with a few names YHC hadn’t previously met.

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3 Comments

  1. Cannot believe I missed a Hutton Q in Daville with New Market and BT in attendance. Well done!

    In addition to Atlee’s location being incorrectly marked as Hanover High School, another funny thing is that the pictures that Google Maps has for Hanover High School is of Atlee High School. The main picture has a pool on the roof of Atlee High School. Who knew? Thank you Google.

  2. Big Tennessee on

    Hutton did tell me, but I was overpowered by the power if Google. When EF Hutton talks, even Google should listen! Enjoyed it fellas, and I definitely have some spider bites to show for it!

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