F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

A Tradition Unlike Any Other – 3rd Inaugural

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Three foursomes hit the links at Mary Munford in a quest for the elusive F3 Mudgear brand Green Jacket in perfect 70ish and sunny weather.  EF planted the flagstick.  Here’s how it went down.

Mosey down Magnolia Lane to the driving range in front of the school.

COP (IC)

  • Merkins x 18
  • Flutter Kicks x 18
  • Copperhead Squats x 18
  • SSH x 18

Mosey to the 11th

Amen 4 Corners (4 rounds)

  • American Hammers x 18 (2c)
  • Mountain Climbers x 18 (2c)
  • Merkins x 18
  • Dips x 18

Plankorama

Mosey to Rae’s Creek

Rory 1-2-3

  • Player and Caddie – 18 Ball Marker (Booyah) Merkins
  • Player Exercises, Caddie Runs to the 9th Azalea (Tree) – 72 Jimmy (Imperial Squat) Walkers/ 288 Hello Friends (Dollys)

Gore-orama

Drive, Chip, Putt

  • From tee box hit the box around the shovel flag – 5 burpees per stroke, repeato 3 holes

Mary on the 18th green

  • Caddie Leg Toss (2 sets of 18)
  • Freddie Couples (Mercurys) x 18
  • Tee Box Cutters x 18
  • Alphabet – spell PIMENTO CHEESE SANDWICH or LOUIS OOSTHUIZEN (PAX Choice)

Mosey along cart path back to Clubhouse

19TH GREEN

Hello Friends.

As they mark 85 years of a tradition unlike any other down in Augusta (Quadruple Respect Aye!), we the PAX of Mary Munford Country Club have a little tradition of our own, some might say ours is even richer with history.  With a few PAX members off on the European and South American Tour down in Bon Air and BFE, a slimmer field of 12 strong was ready to step up to the box, grip it and rip it, for an 0530 shotgun start.  Singer took off to survey the course before joining the PAX on the back nine.  Groundskeeper Spackler was out extra early lining the fairways by moonlight.  No problem, we’ll just play through.  YHC warms up in the clubhouse, so straight to the Driver on box # 1 with Merkins.  Practice?  Nah.  As the PAX took off from Amen Corner a slight groan was heard as YHC called for 4 rounds.  This ain’t the Senior’s Tour, though several PAX could stand to play the Seniors’ or Ladies’ tees given their distance out of the box.  Apologies to Bleeder, YHC was anticipating a solo round with the odd PAX prior to Singer’s arrival on #10, would have been happy to partner up.  After a couple of 3 putts and one shank off the box, YHC had the PAX at +3 thru 3, but let’s take a few Mulligans and call it PAR on the ol’ scorecard.  Where’s our club pro Lab Rat when you need him? YHC distracted by what he thought was Paulina in the gallery nearly took a TYA spike to the chin during the Caddie Leg Toss.  As always, YHC thoroughly enjoyed the round even without cart girls and a cooler full of col’ beer.  TYA encourages everyone to root for his fellow Minutemen.  Not sure either, but seems fitting.  May our days be filled with Eagles and Birdies.  Until next year…

Numberama

Nameorama

COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS Prayers to Toto for positive work review and family health.

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6 Comments

  1. Third Inaugural – golf claps! Sorry to have missed the First Annual. Bodos almost took out Toto and didn’t yell fore! Perhaps next year a brief MMGC (Mary Munford Golf Club) etiquette course HDHH the night before. TYA needs to get a pair of Nike Pro Plus fours in time for next year. Drive for show, and putt for dough, baby!

  2. How strange that the guy was lining the fields at 5:30 in the morning. I did indeed go down hard tripping over his liner string. Great fun though today all around- thanks EF Hutton for mixing it up.

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