Two weeks ago, three modern day warriors and one keyboard impaired Q convened to throw around some KBs at Circus Maximus. Until today, the world was unaware that such events occurred. Let it be known in the annals of Big Data, that it did indeed occur. We did have COP, did a beast, some boat/canoes and other various KB exercises. There was even COT. No injuries to report. Our Q just failed to report such activities. Today, that has been remedied.