Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny

Cyber Monday


At least 11 Behemoths took to the grounds of TES for a Cyber Monday beatdown at Hoedown, 3 Qs for the price of 1.



Mosey to Front of School

COP – DQs, IWs, Mountain Climbers, Helicopters, Arm Circles

Mosey to Bus Loop

Curb Crawl – Up to 6 Merkins, repeato and reverso

Mosey back to Front Lawn

P1 – Run to TES sign and back; P2 – Merkins on Bike Rack, repeato x 3


Mosey to Blacktop Basketball Courts

4 Corners (Compounding at each corner- Bearcrawl Length/ Lunge Width) – Imperial Squat Walkers x 10, American Hammers x 15, Merkins x 20, WWIIs x 25

Flutter Kicks/ 6 Inches/ Flutter Kicks for the 6


Mosey to Back Field

Beast – Merkins, Squats?, Mountain Climbers, Imperial Squat Walkers, Peter Parkers

10 Burpees OYO

Mosey back to VSF

Numberama, Nameorama, COT (Fudd)


The PAX arrived this fine Monday morn to find a rare Q-less Hoedown.  At the beep of Angus’s 5:30 alarm, Splinter grabbed the bull by the horns and off the PAX went.  Mid-Merkin during round 2 of the Partner work an unidentified member of the PAX, not Keymaster, sounded the alarms.  YHC poses the question, is there anything funnier than a well-timed fart?  Call YHC doubtful, weddings, funerals, holiday feasts, beatdowns, a fart is the perfect comic relief for all occasions.  Well wishes to Fudd as he starts his new job in Denver a week from today.  Thanks for taking us out with a bang.  Though there was no time for 36 Burpees, Peter Parkers proved plenty tough to put YHC over the top.  YHC is certain he missed several PAX, please comment so you can be added.


Wish Gumbo a Happy Birthday

Coats for Marmaduke

Something Else??


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  1. Nice work guys. Thanks for the bday wishes!

    Fudd – hopefully I’ll see you before you start the new job but if not, good luck!

  2. Good Q guys! For some reason the Peter Parkers seemed harder than burpees!

    Good luck on your transition Fudd.

  3. Nice work gents. Tough work all around.

    BTW – I just checked. Keymaster is in the century club but doesn’t have a Q he can claim. Start putting the pressure on before tax season sucks him away.

  4. Great job today men! I’ll certainly miss starting my week at Hoedown. Thank you all for the thoughts and well wishes. I’m sure I’ll see most of you at the Dogpiles I’m able to attend going forward. Until then, stay frosty my friends!